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(1/4) Since Twitter doesn't show my Titanic tweet threads in order, I've compiled a chronological list! See below:
March 31: xitter.cf/Kestnuts/status/137778…
April 1: xitter.cf/Kestnuts/status/137781…
April 2: xitter.cf/Kestnuts/status/137804…
April 3: xitter.cf/Kestnuts/status/137842…
April 4: xitter.cf/Kestnuts/status/137889…
April 4, 1912
An uneventful day for Titanic. Thomas Andrews, the naval architect who oversaw Titanic's construction, spends the day inspecting the ship and taking notes on issues he finds. Good Friday is tomorrow, so most people are preparing for the holiday.
ALT Titanic at dock in Southampton harbor
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Call me a radical leftist, but not only do I think all school age children should get free breakfast and lunch, I also think they should come home from school alive.
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“MINORS are watching this”
And they shouldn’t. There’s literally a warning in the beginning of every episode, it’s not for kids.
It’s Helluva Boss, not Bluey,
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After hearing Shane Gillis' monologue about how the gym was full of "whores," I hit an ATM and went to the gym. When I got there, the only person there was Shane. I think we all owe him an apology because I left with my balls completely drained, and he was very affordable. Idk what the big deal is
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A simple way of expressing religious freedom: you have a legal right to obey your god, and I have a legal right to defy your god. And if you want me not to defy your god, you'd better have a secular argument for it, because I'm not doing it just because you think god demands it.
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
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I know everyone has some competing theory about 2024, but ultimately Donald Trump became President again because the marginal American voter is a deeply stupid person who doesn't pay attention to things until they realize it has affected their daily lives.
So wait... Were the horse and eel in separate videos? Not that it matters I guess, but the way they worded it makes me morbidly curious.
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors.
Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/06/andrew-ta…
Sounds like you hate trans people more than you love your family, and they rightfully decided they don't want anything to do with you because of that. Sucks to suck, Ruth!
Feeling broken hearted today about being judged, punished & banished by my adult sons & 5 grandchildren, for the past 5 years..
I am standing up for HUMANITY when I challenge Trans Rights Activism.
I am standing up for vulnerable people impacted by the lies & distortions - bodily, mentally, emotionally, physically on both sides of the divide.
It's shitty as shit.
p.s. none of them would exist in the form they do without me.
The sacrifices mothers make to bring LIFE into the world are shat on from a great height.
#WarOnWomen
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If Harris had won, and locked herself in the Oval Office and drank wine all day for four years straight, we’d objectively be in a better place than we are today.
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"Maybe you should eat less?"
"Maybe you should drive less?"
Maybe we should stop spending money on never ending wars and giving tax breaks to the ultra wealthy.
Maybe that might fucking work?
Even if you hate the animation, Beast Wars is still probably the best transformers show ever made. The plot, writing, and voice acting are all top notch.
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Let's make this worthless piece of shït infamous. Unwelcome in every store and restaurant.
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Congress has worked so few hours this year that lawmakers wouldn't even meet the Medicaid work requirements they passed.
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One reason 9/11 looms so large for millennials is that in retrospect it heralded the collapse of so much else: the economy, the environment, literacy, culture. Those falling towers are a perfect visual image of the past 25 years. We’ve been watching towers fall every day since.
You're right, I don't think highly of you if you voted for Trump. That is exactly the message I want to send, and I will not apologize for it.
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how to celebrate labor day. step one. acquire freight train. step two. run them freights.
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People who complain about modern Star Wars being “woke” are dumb because not only is that shit NOT woke, it not being woke is at least like 65% the reason it’s shit
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Elon Musk hates chess because
1. He doesn't get an advantage and has to compete evenly, which he can't do because
2. He's really stupid and has no idea what he's doing.
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If you are incapable of investigating the shooting of a small pet donkey by an individual whose identity is known, and who has admitted to the shooting, you have no purpose. You already know what happened. There's nothing to investigate. What you are actually doing is shielding your employee from accountability. You could just fire the guy right now if you wanted to. But you don't. You could just charge him right now, if you wanted to. But you don't.
