Anthony Riordan

Banter is the Craic's annoying English cousin.

Make it 7 😭

When you’re doing 12 pubs of Christmas and the ginger rugby player shows up.

That fella is all preach and no prayer.

Labradoodle falls ill after ‘ingesting cocaine and cannabis’ in Wicklow Leave it to Wicklow people to invent a dog that can pick up his own bags

.@warhammer Big thank you to Wayne of the #WarhammerFest events team for his help today. He made our fest and saved us a load of time 🙂

They’ve finally come to a compromise with Puck fair. Next years goat is going to be a hologram.

AIB: “You thought our cards were contactless…”

Well son, that man there is the funniest man in the village. Before the internet he would sit in the pub surrounded by a rapt audience. And now dad? Now he spends his days searching out strange news stories on the journal to comment: “I thought this was a Waterford Whispers 😂”

A massive thank you to whoever in the CSO decided the options under relationship status should be married or single. That led to a fun conversation with Person 2 on the form.

The Oscars are this Sunday. It’s also Mother’s Day. So after you give your mom a crap card and some cheap petrol station flowers to thank her for everything she’s done for you, sit down to watch a dozen or so successful people thank their mom for their support properly.

Happy St. Fear’s day!

You say: Micheál Martin has to stay in America for 10 days in quarantine from Covid. I say: St. Patrick just drove his last snake out of Ireland.

Birth, childhood, adolescence, adulthood, old age, death. No matter what stage you’re at in the cycle, you’re not going to respond well to bagpipes.

I had to get up because of back pain. I’m not sure at what stage having a lie in became a fitness goal.

“I had to shower, shave, get dressed, leave the house, get two buses and stay for an awkwardly long period of time in a Gloria Jeans to go for one job interview in my day” - Older me shouting at my holokids as they get texted a promotion

Sacha Baron Cohen goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh & cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doc says, "Treatment is simple. Borat is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I like”