My answer to @MuckRack Daily's trivia question: Frank Neuhauser!

Are you joking me that #Peloton shares closed 5% down today bc HBO made the lamest choice ever to kill Big after a ride?? I’m actually outraged

I’ve decided that the world is divided into good people, and people who don’t make a huge public scene over how cute my puppy is.

Happy 4th to our neighbors who have been rocking a boppin’ early 2000s playlist all day. 🇺🇸

Did you know that the plural of oasis is oases? Am I weird to find that interesting?

Nothing gets my OCD revved up like people who don't cash checks in a timely manner.

The tragedy of wedding registries and COVID-related production issues: We are now the proud owners of a knife sharpener, but the knife block is out of stock indefinitely.

Should I be having a panic attack about the cicadas yet y/n

Of my own volition, I am watching #TheMasters2021 and enjoying it. While I might be a little embarrassed, I’m not afraid to admit it.

Can someone explain to me why, a year-plus into a global pandemic, people still walk at/directly toward me on the sidewalk? No disrespect but I am trying to stay away from you all!!

I'm truly split on whether I love or loathe that this is news.

I'm back. How does a customer service line just not pick up the phone?

Just signed patient consent forms at a dentist visit during a global pandemic. Folks, it’s been real.

Another day as an adult, another day on hold with a customer service department.