this is the exact tone and cadence of a maid of honor saying “she’s my ride or die, my partner in crime, and my best friend since high school—go huskies! 😝”

Aaron Rupar

@atruparOct 13

United States

this is an SNL cold open come to life. she can barely read

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BetUS Sportsbook & Casino · Oct 9, 2026 · 5:07 PM UTC

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BetUS Sportsbook & Casino

@BetUS_OfficialOct 9

Someone check in on Jerry and the Cowboys

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East Village Guy · Sep 27, 2026 · 1:40 AM UTC

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East Village Guy

@eastvillageguySep 27

I hate Lemu Emu, and I don’t particularly care for Doug either

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Rob Gucci · Sep 27, 2026 · 12:17 AM UTC

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Rob Gucci

@heatdaddy69420Sep 27

. @kerr_steve what the fuck !

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Rob Gucci · Sep 16, 2026 · 1:49 AM UTC

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Rob Gucci

@heatdaddy69420Sep 16

Advice of the day: always bottle up your anger and frustration to the absolute breaking point without telling a single soul about it, and then eventually fucking explode on someone for no reason.

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Country Limits · Aug 27, 2026 · 6:47 PM UTC

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Country Limits

@CountryL1imitsAug 27

Sturgill Simpson covering “Life During Wartime” by Talking Heads is exactly what I want to see in my feed.

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PGA Tour · Aug 25, 2026 · 1:50 PM UTC

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PGA Tour

@PGATourAug 25

Welcome to match play. 32 players. Two weeks. Head-to-head. A new era begins in 2028.

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Remember This Guy ? · Aug 16, 2026 · 1:15 AM UTC

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Remember This Guy ?

@RememberMLBguyAug 16

'06-10 Joel Zumaya Absolute Flamethrower🔥 Remember this guy ?

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Enes Kanter FREEDOM · Aug 10, 2026 · 2:13 PM UTC

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Enes Kanter FREEDOM

@EnesFreedomAug 10

Officially official, @WNBA I have officially declared for the 2027 #WNBA Draft. Rules are rules! #LetFreedomPlay

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Jarvis · Aug 7, 2026 · 4:42 PM UTC

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The real list:

What the fuck is this disrespect?

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Keon Ellis burner · Aug 5, 2026 · 5:15 PM UTC

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Keon Ellis burner@KeonEllisBurnerAug 5

Putting Tavon Austin highlights on is a sign you dont have deep ball knowledge

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Clay Travis · Aug 3, 2026 · 3:13 PM UTC

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Clay Travis

@ClayTravisAug 3

United States

Important announcement: I am upping my offer, $10 million dollars for a head-to-head basketball game between the defending WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces and a boy's high school state title team of my choice. If the Aces beat my team, I will give them $10 million.

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Bob Eastman · Aug 1, 2026 · 3:33 PM UTC

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Bob Eastman@DustyspelicanAug 1

If you call yourself a Phish fan and you didnt know what Melt The Guns was until last night then you are bannished to Goose tour

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Three Year Letterman · Jul 31, 2026 · 5:15 PM UTC

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Three Year Letterman

@3YearLettermanJul 31

Very productive lunch break today After closing a business deal over fried crumbs and hush puppies at Long John Silvers, I swung by the local pickleball courts on the way back to work and deflated the tires of every car in the parking lot

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