@KennethCW3

Nerd, artist, writer, skeleton, and cocktail enthusiast. He/Him/His. ☀️♊️🌙♍️

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Joined May 2010
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Time to bring PGH bus seat leggings to market
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I’ll vote for any presidential candidate who makes Japans camera shutter sound laws a thing here in the states.
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John Rockefeller over here buying pre-mixed cinnamon and sugar
Midwest vs. The Rest
@midwestern_ope28 Aug 2025
Only the real ones understand
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blocked everyone who isn’t in my steely dan musical. if you’re seeing this it means you’re in. rehearsal starts at 12pm tomorrow. please have the vocal harmonies of peg memorized.
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saying summer is over on august 25 is an indicator of a quitter’s mindset and indoctrination by big halloween
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david@popcorngate23 Aug 2025
do you think we’ll ever miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a barrel
devin 🎱@fartpog22 Aug 2025
tastes like red 40
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If the meatballs are made of beef, pork, and veal… that’s just two animals man. That’s beef, pork and beef.
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google maps saying it’s gonna take like 2 hours to walk 5 miles
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This martini and french fries render is my top post on instagram this year, and i fuck with it. I like it alot.
Cy 💥
@Cybrid10115 Aug 2025
ARTISTS, what is your most popular artwork from 2025 so far? 🎨👀
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bug girl@buggirl22 Aug 2025
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ohhh someone has never had a crab rangoon or perhaps 20 crab rangoons in one sitting
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if we are now considering it glutenous to eat a breakfast sandwich you can just kill me honestly
Miranda Nover
@mirandanover18 Aug 2025
most of the weight loss stories I see are like yeah I didn't realize a large flavored latte and a breakfast sandwich are 1k calories so I was eating 4k calories a day while sedentary
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Which of my mutuals made a picture from a Jellyfish party the default photo for bisexual lighting on wikitionary?
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I’m not killing this spotted lanternfly, ain’t no way
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the plot of mickey 17:
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I cannot stress this enough: If you were even contemplating gambling on Little League games, call the hotline right now. Call the hotline.
Little League
@LittleLeague14 Aug 2025
We feel strongly that there is no place for betting on Little League games.
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My ass googling “1-person hot tub” like sweetie you’re thinking of a bathtub. Just take a hot bath it’s free.
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sammy@loserbent14 Aug 2025
why is it so hard for people to wrap their heads around the idea that there are people aware they have moral failings?
night brain@_night_brain__14 Aug 2025
interested in the growing genre of guy who's like "im excited for lab grown meat because it will rectify the civilizational sin of factory farming" but is not currently a vegetarian
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can i confess something. when i would watch king of queens as a little kid this same thing was also not readily apparent to me about patton oswalt
depths of wikipedia!
@depthsofwiki13 Aug 2025
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Pittsburgh Little Italy Days: Presented by Lockheed Martin
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