When a homie needs to ratio someone

I once ran into Luke Thomas in a seedy DC bar. I told him I recognized him and that I watched MMA and by our fifth drink he wouldn’t stop insisting that Jon Jones has to have a third arm. He kept saying that “shit he does isn’t possible, he’s hiding it somewhere” and I tried to tell him the cameras would’ve caught it or that he wouldn’t pass medical. Dude wouldn’t budge at all. “You think they could get past USADA but don’t have the technology to sneak another arm in the octagon?” He gave me a small gold coin with his bald head on it before he slipped into a limo and that’s the only thing I have to prove that this interaction happened

Getting a vr headset and mechanical fleshlight for GTA VI. Don’t text

Me when Tabatha Ricci is getting into the octagon

My dick got bigger and then started lifting weights after I drank the McGregor energy drink

Me when I’m watching a movie with my aunt and she says “go lock the door”

Jarvis, buy tickets to the next Sophie Cunningham game and buy 6 inch heel lifts. Expedite delivery

“No more leg injuries, right Conor? Right???” Conor:

Welp!

Conor McGregor walk out, I’m already breathing heavy

Low fight IQ from BSD but not sure what we expected from the FRENCH

BOBBY KNUCKLES AT 205 MAKES KRYLOV LOOK LIKE A SANDWICH

Such a satisfying final sequence for Luke Riley

They’ve got a Theo Von and Din Thomas commentary option? Hell yeah brother

Dude named penis

The American diet be like:

Tracy Cortez, no matter what happens tonight, my date offer for Dave and Busters still stands 🫡

Watching Dustin Poirier open up In 2024: In 2026:

honestly rate yourself looks: 10/10 dick: 10/10 sanity: 0/10 humor: 3/10 kidnappings: 10 memory: 0/10