Publisher, dad, amateur chef and bartender. Minister of Silly Walks (He/Him)

Toronto
Joined March 2008
Don’t worry! Trump can get it from Belarus much cheaper.
The world’s largest producer of the root vegetable has indefinitely banned exports of fresh ube as it tries to cement control of the supply of the wildly popular purple-hued yam. ft.trib.al/EbuC5Rr
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Americans are like the rich guy at the bar who can’t figure out why no one wants to go home with him. It’s because you’re rude and arrogant. We’d much rather go home with the poor French dude who reads poetry and knows how to fuck.
Think about this plan.  The EU is poorer than we are.  The EU is growing more slowly than we are.  The EU has no functioning military.  And yet Carney wants to break with us to ally with them.  Whatever Carney’s motives, he is obviously not trying to raise the living stds of Canadians.  The gap in living stds between the USA and Canada will continue to grow.
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do I know anyone in the Toronto film/TV industry who worked on the aborted Mr Beast show? would love to chat with your for a story. (feel free to RT for visibility!)
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Screw the Pope, I’m starting my own church.
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Canada: Wayne Gretzky is palling around with Donald Trump, he couldn’t be a bigger national embarrassment! Gretzky (literally): Hold my drink.
You gotta hear Gretzky try to pronounce Curaçao.
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“Mr. October” was already taken, so now @VladGuerrero27 gets his chance to become “Mr. November.” #BornReady #WANTITALL #jays
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Replying to @Raptors
Collin my agent to get me out of here
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All I can say is good luck to the next President finding someone smart enough to work the hurricane machine.
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It finally makes sense
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My only pit pick with SNL last night is that they should have gotten the real @MargaretAtwood to be in the @timkaine sketch.
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New @sonos update completely removed the custom playlists I’ve been building with my son for years. It’s his favourite thing to do and now they are gone without warning. Sonos needs to roll back this deployment until they get these major issues resolved.
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Today we sent our application to name a laneway off Parliament St "Funkadelic Lane," so TO will have a Parliament-Funkadelic intersection. It's a fun and deeply meaningful way to honour iconic musicians who lived and played here ♥️🛸 RT if you think council should approve!!🙏
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The thing that amazes me most about this SOTU is that Biden is even better when he goes off script to challenge heckling Republicans. Best SOTU performance I can recall.
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Biden looks great during this SOTU. Whatever he’s taking to have this kind of energy, keep him on it. I’ll have what he’s having.
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There’s any easy solution here, just let Mitt Romney take the dog for a drive.
Let's face it: Joe Biden's dog should probably be dead slate.trib.al/VHfHT2e
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Let the beers pay the beer tax. I pay the Homer tax.
NEW: The Ford government is freezing the beer tax for 2 years, until just before the next election. The tax was slated to increase by 4.6% on Mar 1. It means $200 million in forgone tax revenue for the province. #onpoli
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I’m more emotionally invested in Siakam and Anunoby thriving with their new teams than I am for anything the Raptors do for the remainder of the season.
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The L2M from @NBAOfficial on last night’s Raptors/Lakers game concludes that actually there should have been MORE fouls called on the Raptors. Good work all, no notes. #WeTheNorth
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The Raptors have to suck it up - some times the 10, 12, 15 or 29 straight calls just aren’t gonna go your way.
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Raptors just ruined Christmas.
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