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Founder of the #SackTheCyclops movement. Chronic wrong thing getter. The Sauce Father

Joined December 2016
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I got the wrong thing.
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The white monster cures all.
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Some people wanna fly right away, I’m just trying to dash first.
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We’re 6 for 10 here. Seems like there’s a clear 7th thing that they should finally FIO. #NoYesGrishamLeadoff
First 10 things I’d do if made owner/GM of the Yankees: 1. Fire Cashman 2. Fire Boone 3. Prohibit the playing of New York, New York after losses 4. DFA Josh Donaldson 5. Trade IKF 6. Fire all other Steinbrenner-hired front office employees 7. Allow facial hair
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There’s gotta be a catch to this new ninja brita machine.
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Officially an empty nester😪
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“Bro your toilet is fucked” No bro, you fucked my toilet.
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Confirmed @WHOOP is
Just telling people they slept poorly led to impaired cognitive function. Telling them they slept fine preserved it.
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Can’t remember the last time I shit.
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We’re so back.
There have been 60 Super Bowl winning playoff runs by a QB in NFL history. Here is every one of them. This photo is sorted by the QB's passer rating increase from the regular season to the postseason. As you might expect, 45 out of 60 times (75.0%), the QB got better and raised their efficiency to help their team win. Only 15 out of 60 times (25.0%) did the SB winning QB's passer rating get worse in the playoffs. And in those 15 seasons, a certain QB shows up 5 times. But he's not overrated at all. Enjoy.
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The sauce father
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. @JawdinSpieth was told you’re a rumpleman fan. Tell me more.
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You can’t convince me Bokeem Woodbine isn’t just Dave Chappelle.
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Chipotle and Taco Bell kind of night.
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Introverts preparing to say "here" during attendance
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Dasher Adams retweeted
There is no profession in the world cooler than an Astronaut.
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Dasher Adams retweeted
The outline of the window in the corner makes this one of the sickest photos I've ever seen
Replying to @NASA
We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.
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Just want John 117 and Cortana to live happily ever after.
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