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Lily Liqueur

@Kelseabear

Lily Liqueur: She'll leave you shaken and stirred

Joined February 2009
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AND WITH JUST 3 WORDS "IT CAME TRUE" HALF OF AMERICA VOMMED ALL OVER THEIR TV AND COUCHES
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This movie has been on for almost 90 minutes and I still can't figure out who this albino Scottish guy is. #LizandDick
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They sure seem to be underplaying the drunkenness of this relationship. #lizanddick
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U can tell this is fancy because every actor has at least 3 accents #lizanddick
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"Not that I'm counting, but you just ended your fourth marriage." "Who's counting?" #actualdialogue #lizanddick
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Ari Melber
@AriMelber17 Oct 2012
When Obama says "please proceed" you know you're falling into a hole.
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Michael K@mkdlisted27 Feb 2012
Angie's arms are making that mic stand look fat.
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LucyFuhr@babiiiiwhale5 Jan 2012
I need a new job #asap
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Double L@Lupe_Lopez10167 Dec 2011
I taped over our wedding video with soft core cable porn
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.@D8Melanie: I heard your request tonight and the answer is yes. You will dance on my show when our new season starts.
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Lady Gaga
@ladygaga16 May 2011
How ironic, head full of bleach + two black Cruella stripes. Scalp burning, Mole drawing, eyeliner dripping. Waiting for #Hair. I could Dye.
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Meagan Johnson@BrwnEyz887 May 2011
Replying to @Ashley_R_Earick
@Ashley_R_Earick yes! totally possible. some people just can't handle all the love.
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#thatminiheartattackwhen you think there's a Dark Mark over your house but it turns out to just be Katy Perry being a Firework.
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Michael K@mkdlisted28 Feb 2011
Can James Franco pass his Oscar statue bong this way please?
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Billy the Bartender as portrayed by @edwardhelms in tonight's episode is glorious
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I have personally victimized Regina George.
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Michael K@mkdlisted17 Jan 2011
Lea Michele is faking it so good while thinking, "Should be me. Every award. Should be meeeee."
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Twilight managed to trend when it released while #deathlyhallows still hasn't #becauseofhoes.
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