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I'm not sure I'm leaving Twitter just yet, BUT I did create a BlueSky account.
If you're over there, catch me at bsky.app/profile/kellystanze…
47 days to go to reach my crowdfunding goal for Imposter Academy, a podcast about #impostersyndrome.
You know, guys, I'll shut up about it sooner if you fund it. kickstarter.com/projects/kel…
Leo Chenal being a KC hero after yesterday's game WHILE ALSO being a precious little Baby Chief in awe of his place on the team is just *chef's kiss*
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Life got away from me a big there. Influenza A hit our house and I had to abandon work and Kickstarter for a week.
SO, anyway...now I'm scrambling to make up for lost time. If you'd interested in supporting a podcast about imposter syndrome, here you go: kickstarter.com/projects/kel…
*grabs megaphone and steps on top of a wooden crate*
Stop requiring customers to download an app in order to buy the things they see in an ad. You’re losing business with a higher threshold for early-stage users.
Okay. Well. That sucked.
Now returning to my tweets about relistening to Lord of the Rings via the @AndySerkis audiobooks, because it’s hopeful and allegorical and artistic.
I’ve got 19 hours left of Return of the King, so let’s do this.
Friends, if you are in recovery for an eating disorder and this week feels triggering for you — you’re not alone. Reach out. Talk to a loved one. If you use EDA, contact your sponsor.
This is not worth relapse. I believe in us.
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Found some voter fraud for y’all. This guy visits Missouri six times a year, most of the time flying in and out in the same day. Lives in Virginia. But votes in Missouri. His family does not incur the consequences of votes he casts in statewide races or for statewide issues..
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“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.
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me at 6:45 pm: eh the results tonight can only stress me out. prob just gonna ignore them entirely :)
me at 9:45 pm: WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE VOTES FROM MECKLENBURG COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA
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Your college friend who did every MLM and is now a real estate agent is going to post "no matter who wins Jesus is King" today and then tomorrow say the absolute worst shit about Harris voters lol.
Can't wait.
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No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.
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Russia calling in bomb threats to polling places in liberal districts across the country should be bigger news right now. They’re interfering for Trump right in the open, right in front of our faces
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I hate that Trump wins any states. Even the reddest state shouldn’t support a convicted felon sexual assaulter.
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BREAKING - Over 40 different fake bomb threats have now been called into Democratic-leaning polling places
And they're coming from RUSSIA
This should literally be THE story right now -- it is blatant and brazen election interference to steal the election for Trump
Super glad that KC has our very own emotional support @JasonKander.
His tweets and Instagram posts/stories make it easy for everyday folks to understand what’s happening, in a calm and hopeful way.
If you don’t have an emotional support Jason Kander, we are happy to share ours.



















