America's only ex-CIA rocket scientist stand-up comic screenwriter

San Diego, CA
Joined February 2009
Kelly Parks retweeted
In another lifetime, they all made it home.
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Kelly Parks retweeted
I will NEVER stop posting about Iryna Zarutska We need to keep her memory alive RIP Angel 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Agency owner Googled 'what is a GPT' on the drive to the pitch. Nobody in the room asked. Werkshaft makes sure they don't have to. werkshaft.polsia.app
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He had a good run.
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Giant Cloud Of Dust Emerges From Vatican As Pope Opens His Bible buff.ly/ihA63cv
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Kelly Parks retweeted
Ok, whoever did this is a genius! 👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Masoumeh Ebtekar - also known as "Screaming Mary" - was the spokeswoman for the Islamic terrorists who stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran in 1979 and held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days - subjecting them to beatings, starvation, and mock executions. In 2014, the Obama Administration granted visas to her son and his family to enter the United States. In June 2016, the Obama Administration gave them lawful permanent resident status via the Diversity Immigrant Visa Program. This week, I terminated their lawful permanent resident status and today, Seyed Eissa Hashemi, Maryam Tahmasebi, and their son are now in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement pending their removal from our country. Her family should never have been allowed to benefit from the extraordinary privilege of living in our country. America can never become home for anti-American terrorists or their families - and under the Trump Administration, it never will.
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Border crossings to near zero. Net negative migration. 95% reduction in asylum grants. Lawsuits against a slew of woke universities. DEI getting crushed everywhere. Massive, beneficial deregulation. No tax on tips. No tax on overtime. Venezuela turned into an American ally. And that's just off the top of my head. It's not Trump's fault that everyone's an ingrate with the memory of a goldfish
Replying to @willchamberlain
Name one thing this administration has done that it promised it would. I can name a dozen ways this admin has backstabbed his base. I can’t name single accomplishment other than feeling good the day he won.
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Artemis II has reached its maximum distance from Earth. On the far side of the Moon, 252,756 miles away, Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy have now traveled farther from Earth than any humans in history and now begin their journey home. Before they left, they said they hoped this mission would be forgotten, but it will be remembered as the moment people started to believe that America can once again do the near-impossible and change the world. Congratulations to this incredible crew and the entire NASA team, our international and commercial partners, but this mission isn’t over until they’re under safe parachutes, splashing down into the Pacific.
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Kelly Parks retweeted
We literally setup a temporary special forces base inside Iran and flew in 300 Army, Navy, and AF special forces troops and little bird gun ships. Then we fought a whole mini war and killed like 1500 Iranian soldiers in 6 hours. And all we left behind was a pair of American flag underwear and some MRE’s. I’m not pro war… but holy sht we can do some amazing things.
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Amelia X “Protect Charlie at all Costs”
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Kelly Parks retweeted
RIP Hollywood. AI is now 100% photorealistic with the launch of Kling 3.0 In just two days, I created the opening sequence from The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson You have to try this new Multi-Shot technique that makes making films much faster and cheaper 🧵👇
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