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"What radicalized you?" Watching my female relatives plan, cook, shop, decorate, clean, and organize for the holidays while the men just show up and watch TV the whole time.
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Kelly 🦇 retweeted
the neurodivergent tendency to never initiate a conversation but be very social and bubbly when approached
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RIP to a real one (the girl with the ribbon around her neck and her head falls off if she takes off the ribon)
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smoking weed & watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art
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why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing
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My Spotify ‘Liked Songs’ playlist is just a sedimentary rock formation of my mental health over the years
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“i asked chat gpt” okay well i took 6 benadryl & asked the hatman
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If Fred and George Weasley came near me trying to feed me beans that turned me into a frog or whatever I would honestly snap. I would try and seriously hurt both of them
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Kelly 🦇 retweeted
And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?
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birders be like i have to study i have A vacation coming up
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my brain isn’t rotting i’m saving it to make banana bread
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the art of tiles
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Kelly 🦇 retweeted
The European mind can’t comprehend slightly prophetic groundhogs
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I wish I could help him collect the straw. I don’t like seeing him do it alone
Little chimp playing alone with some straw
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i am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star and that’s exactly why i’m the way i am
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what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed
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MINT & GINGER is the color combo of the day.🪡
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Kelly 🦇 retweeted
santa’s off his meds so he’s actually checking the list over and over this year. he’s turning the sleigh around because he thinks he left the stove on
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We are the granddaughters of the grandmas you couldn’t run over with reindeers
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
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