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Constitution loving, military supporting, gun totin' Texas conservative. I don't do messages. Sovereign being. Pronouns: Your/Majesty.

The Great State of Texas
Joined April 2012
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I'll take "Money Laundering" for $500, Alex.
OMG.. you cannot make this up.. These are some of the things the Democrats are demanding we fund: - $3 million for circumcisions and vasectomies in Zambia - $833k for transgender people in Nepal - $4.2 million for lgbtq people in the Western Balkans and Uganda - $3.6 million for pastry cooking classes and dance focus groups for male prostitutes in Haiti - $500k for electric buses in Rwanda - $6 million for media organizations for the Palestinians - $300k for a pride parade in Lesotho - $882k for social media and mentorship in Serbia
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Scott Presler has been a consistent and loyal patriot since the very beginning! Tucker Carlson recently called him a "transvestite." Scott never causes drama. Tucker is just being nasty as always. I stand with Scott Presler! What about you?
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It couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
Jennifer Welch is PANICKING as sponsors flee her podcast after celebrating violence against Charlie Kirk. Cash App, Chewy, and others just pulled their money. Actions have consequences. Keep the pressure on until this show is completely canceled! 🎯
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Kelekat 😼Meow 🇮🇱 retweeted
This 👇🏻 Lee will not go along to get along like Thune. Please, do not reward Thune with more authority after he spent two years ignoring what Americans wanted him to do.
Mike Lee for Minority Leader
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Since I’m trending right now, abolish property taxes.
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Hey @LiveNation is this something agree with?
"I'm so happy Charlie Kirk was killed. I can't help it, it's involuntary." -Dave Chappelle tonight at Madison Square Garden
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Replying to @MrsErikaKirk
Teddy Roosevelt nailed it
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Replying to @MrsErikaKirk
Charlie said it best, as usual
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There is no “Arab America.” There is only the United States of America.
“Michigan is the capital of Arab America.” Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed makes the claim during remarks in Washington, D.C., pointing to Michigan’s large Arab American population.
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Dear @SenateGOP, On Monday y’all need to remove @LeaderJohnThune from Leadership. HE FAILED AMERICA AND MUST BE FIRED. America has ZERO CONFIDENCE in him. You have 1 job to do on Monday, remove the FAILURE. Thank you, REAL AMERICANS.
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This is who needs to be GOP Party Chair.
We're in a new era of communication, and only one side seems to be living in it. The old guard consultant class is about to be relegated to the dustbin of history. If you think that high prices lost the election for the right, you don't understand marketing. Humans have no problem paying a premium for a good quality brand. Notice the word "brand", not "product". Are Nikes better than New Balance? Nope. But the brand is better. And notice what happened when they tinkered with the brand and screwed their core narrative? Nike stock fell through the basement. Did the product change? Nope. The brand did. It's not the product, it's the brand. Results don't sell the product, the storytelling does. Will these newly-elected commies lower prices? Of course not. Are they gonna get you free healthcare? No, your insurance is gonna get even worse, just like it did the last time they tried socialized medicine. They're not going to do anything they've sold you, but...like Saul Goodman said: if you're committed enough, you can make any story work. The committed storytelling of a couple insane podcasters was enough to fracture an entire political coalition from their own side in less than 2 years...they have zero power, zero credibility, they've never actually governed anything nor produced any results, but...they're good storytellers, and that's all that matters. Are they telling a good story? No, it's atrocious, but they're telling their atrocious story effectively and compellingly. It is 100% true that everything's too damn expensive, and we all know that inflated prices are always sticky. Does anyone know that it's entirely the result of shutting down the global economy over the flu and (both naive republicans and democrats) printing infinity dollars for several years? Nope...because nobody has effectively told that story, and it's an unsexy story to tell. "Free stuff!" is a VERY easy story to tell, and when everyone's gotta take out a second mortgage just to pay their insurance premiums, "free healthcare" is an unbeatable story. It doesn't matter that "free healthcare" doesn't exist and socialized medicine is a terrible product...it's not the product, it's the brand. And "FREE!" is a great brand. You can't get mad at people for having the financial literacy of a 9 year old. I mean, you can, but they outnumber you a million to one, so it's not going to be productive. You need to figure out how to make an unsexy story sexy, or else the "free stuff!" crowd is going to eat your lunch every time. If you give people a choice between earning a six pack on a treadmill or taking Ozempic, they're gonna choose Ozempic...they don't care about the side effects. If you give people a choice between fiscal discipline or free stuff...guess what they'll pick? They don't care about the side effects. With projected growth of 5%, the economy right now is stronger than it's been in generations. Is that the story you hear? Nope. Is that the vibe you feel? Absolutely not, especially when every time you fill up your gas tank, it feels like a diesel enema. It's not the product, it's the brand. A great product can fall into oblivion with bad messaging...a single bad review from one effective storyteller can tank a restaurant. The "influencer economy" is lucrative for a reason; everybody inherently understands the importance of effective storytelling...except the right. Zohran Mamdani gets it...he has an army of influencers on staff. In a perfect metaphor of this transitional phase of old guard vs new wave political messaging, Zohran nuked the Vice President into oblivion with maybe the biggest ratio in the history of the internet. By simply posting the subway assistant meme, Mamdani got 2 MILLION likes, quoting a post from the VP that had only 10K likes. If you're reading that sentence thinking "this is fucking ridiculous, you're talking about social media likes as political analysis now?"...you are the problem. Yes, this stuff matters. Rizz matters. The President did a masterful job of this kind of retail politics in his historic 2024 campaign...you can be angry that this is what politics has been reduced to, but you can either adapt or die. "No the problem is, you didn't deliver enough for the American people!" Are you a moron? Since when does anybody care about that? What have democrats delivered for Californians in the last 20 years? Unmitigated wildfires, homeless drug zombies everywhere, roads that look like Fallujah in 2004...people don't care about results. They think they care about results. That want you to believe they care about results, just as Nike wants you to believe their shoes are better than New Balance...but at the end of the day, all people really care about is the swoosh. Adapt or die.
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He's right.
Fine, I’ll say it. Susie and everyone else who advised Trump to listen to the people afraid to rock the boat need to go. Time for a complete White House shakeup, starting with PPO. @SergioGor brought in way too many staffers and not enough hitters who DGAF..
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Replying to @Geiger_Capital
This is the death of the west. Texas is “the” domino. Texas has been invaded by foreign hordes of Indians and Muslims, and far left liberals and communists from other states. The 2024 election was the last stand and republicans did fuck all with what they were given.
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Democrats used the Spanberger Playbook. Pretending to care about affordability. Pretending to be moderates concerned about kitchen-table issues. Those of us who went through this last year saw it. We sounded the alarm. This has always been about revenge. That’s it.
Noem, Markwayne, Miller, Homan, Bovino, what’s up? Clear your schedule.
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Kelekat 😼Meow 🇮🇱 retweeted
I would like to personally congratulate @SpeakerJohnson and @LeaderJohnThune for the Democrats' victory tonight. They both spent 22 long months ignoring the will of the American people and slow-walking or obstructing @realDonaldTrump 's agenda. Well done, men!
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26 years ago, Islamists massacred nearly 3,000 Americans. Today, those Islamists are being elected into positions of power. Has our country lost its damned mind????
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We gave him the Senate! Not one Trump recess appointment Refused to nuke the filibuster! Refused to fire Obama’s parliamentarian Refused to pass the save America act! 700 bills sit on his desk!
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I think it would have been a good idea to pass the SAVE America Act.
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Reminder: We have John Thune to thank for not passing the SAVE America Act and securing our elections earlier.
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Please join me in a big American FUCK YOU, to @LeaderJohnThune . This is all on HIM!! 🖕🖕🖕 you, you POS!
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Kelekat 😼Meow 🇮🇱 retweeted
Republicans didn’t codify ANY of Trump’s EOs. This is on you @SpeakerJohnson @LeaderJohnThune
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