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Larry the Cucumber did not go to therapy 25 years ago so you could ignore your mental health today.
Destroy Ganondorf โ
Find Princess Zelda โ
Finally finished Tears of the Kingdom (with a few tears of the Kelley) โ
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Final bested Daddydorf Mercer in aerial battle. #TearsoftheKingdom was everything I hoped for, but now it's time to roll the credits and move on to the next adventure.
God this music is so good.
Grateful for this little goober who ate two plates of food and a plate of desserts for his first Thanksgiving โค๏ธ
Signed the paperwork the other day to send this busy boy to daycare. I've reached the point where trying to work full time, even remote, is impossible while he needs full attention. I have a lot of feels. Parents, have you been there? โค๏ธ
Me last year: awww I can't wait to have a baby for the holidays!!
Me this year: baby wakes up wailing at 4am, 5am, and 6am Thanksgiving morning
He really said "bet" lol
I aspire to do Zumba in such a way as to make every girl behind me realize she's at least a little bisexual ๐
Some days I wake up, see my baby's smiling face, and smile and sing back to him.
Some days I'm just crawling with him to that first nap so I can have a few seconds to get myself together.
A lot of days a routine is the only thing keeping my sanity intact.
Be nice to your parent friends and coworkers during daylight savings ๐ฌ
#HappyHalloween from the panda-monium of a fully crawling almost-8-month old

















