I know the offside rule. ♻️ 💛💙

London, England
Joined January 2012
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🟨 NEW VIBES. 🟩 NEW STYLE. 🟦 NEW ERA. 💎 Our 2023/24 @umbro Keeper Jerseys. Worn with pride. Celebrating our history. #AFCW | @afcw_women 🟡🔵
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Piers Morgan getting hacked by a Somali is the most funniest thing to have happened today 😂😂😂
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And finally we meet ! 👑❤️
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President of Brazil Jair Bolsonaro has posted this meme after reducing tax on protein to zero.
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This is the worst thing that’s happened to Christian Eriksen, and that’s saying something.
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The 2022 John Lewis ad will be a family burning their belongings for heat and to cook a rat for Christmas dinner while sadly looking at a photo of grandad who sacrificed his life for a packet of value pasta as a breathy slow version of ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ by D:Ream plays
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You know it’s going to be a fun taxi journey when the driver starts the conversation with “you know what the problem with cyclists is..” 🤦🏼‍♂️😂
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Alan Shearer with an early submission for MOTD content of the season. Sublime
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London zoo not pissing around
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One Italian stallion, one Turkish delight, so many unforgettable moments… Ekin-Su and Davide are your #LoveIsland 2022 winners! 🏆
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Luca is fuming 😂😂😂 #LoveIsland2022
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Luca needs to get a fucking grip, he's so jarring #LoveIsland
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Naaa no way did she call him Deji 😂😂😂 #LoveIsland
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WE HAVE DONE IT
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🏆 OUR ENGLAND. OUR CHAMPIONS. 🏆
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🙌 @alessiarusso7 🙌
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Two tickets to Minions: The Rise of Gru, please
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