Doctor and FPL type tweets mostly ✌

Scotland
Joined September 2012
Sake
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Normalize not committing a genocide.
Normalize saying “I don’t know enough about this.”
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This joke has long annoyed me for the fact that scientific binomial nomenclature does not allow for apostrophes, nor where there apostrophes in the Road Runner gag this is referencing. Some load of good a Harvard education does you.
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Hearing Haaland is not in the squad tomorrow #cityleaks #mcfc #fpl
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keith retweeted
“This is Kelechi Iheanacho. He has great technical ability and scores big goals in big moments. His defect is that he is 3 stone overweight. He should be worth £30m, we can get him for fuck all”
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One more to go!!! Together, everyone! 💚🤍
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keith retweeted
No wonder Rangers cheated for years this feels class
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Two more to go! 💚🤍
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Never ever take free prawn crackers for granted. An amateur will think they are free a pro will realise they may not be. Especially when ordering at a new place. Bosh
See, a professional Chinese orderer would know after about 30 quid you get free prawn crackers anyhow , no need to order them. Amateur!😂
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Things you may have missed last night: 1. McTominay asks 'where's my mum?' 2. Clarke and McTominay embrace 3. McGinn lobs a corner flag into the crowd 4. Clarke says go to the corner... 5. Gannon-Doak shakes off injury 6. Robertson and Clarke 'what a night, eh?' #BBCFootball
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See you at the final! By the way, Glasgow is green 👀💚
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Here is Greta. Free, unbowed, trenchant, insisting that any mistreatment she may have suffered is not the story. Israel will never break her or the millions of others around the world standing up against the genocide.
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Let's make hope normal again.
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The Global Sumud Flotilla is still sailing, despite having been approached twice by unidentified vessels - believed to be Israeli navy - in the night. Updates: - It is now approaching 110 nautical miles of Gaza, close the point at which the Madleen was intercepted in June. (The Handala got closer than this, in July). - Some participants have been able to get a little bit of sleep - which is good, as depriving them of this could be an Israeli tactic. - The flotilla is currently 41 boats sailing together, with one more attempting to catch up (but some way behind). - One boat diverged off course in the night, and has now been removed from the tracker, suggesting it has left the mission. - Two observer boats, Shireen and Summertime, have hung back to avoid interception. - Life Support, the Italian NGO boat, said yesterday that it would also stop at an agreed point, as its mission is to observe and support the flotilla, but not to go all the way. Marine tracking data suggests it stopped yesterday. - The Italian naval frigate is believed to have left. - Spanish media has reported that Spain’s boat may be keeping a distance from the flotilla, but remains nearby. It will reportedly continue to 24 miles from the coast of Gaza, where territorial waters begin. - The location of Turkey's frigate is unknown.
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Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?
Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'. A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times.
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