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Keith_Brown retweeted
When the Walmart greeter asks to check your receipt at the door after you just used self-checkout:
Dumb customer:
- Stops and waits in a long line
- Hands over their private property (the receipt)
- Lets a stranger dig through their bags
- Wastes 5 minutes of their life
Smart customer: ↓↓
Keith_Brown retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk has OFFICIALLY been invited to relocate its Tesla headquarters from Texas to the free state of FLORIDA ☀️
And the invite points STRAIGHT to the fact Democrats won Texas
Gov. Ron DeSantis has also warned that Elon may soon be TARGETED because of the election results
REP. CARLOS GIMENEZ: "While others seek to investigate and punish success, Florida welcomes it."
"I write to formally invite Tesla to consider relocating its corporate headquarters and expanding its operations from Texas to the free State of Florida, where innovation, entrepreneurship, and economic freedom are celebrated."
"With the recent election of self-described Democratic Socialists to positions of power in Texas, I share your concerns about excessive government interference, politically motivated investigations, and policies that punish success."
"No company should face political retaliation for creating jobs, investing in American innovation, and contributing to our nation's prosperity."
"The Sunshine State is open for business."
Musk already took his companies OUT of California because of hostile politics
If Texas starts heading down that same road, Florida is ready!
Keith_Brown retweeted
High blood pressure doesn't start with age.
It starts with inflammation, insulin resistance, and low nitric oxide.
Here are 8 science-backed methods to lower your blood pressure naturally:
1/ Eat lots of garlic… 🧵
Keith_Brown retweeted
So liberal women are posting videos shouting "Abortion is back." They love killing human beings. What a sad world we live in.
Keith_Brown retweeted
At last there will be one network with good signal everywhere!
Starlink Mobile is building the first fully-integrated US nationwide satellite and terrestrial network that will keep people connected on their phones no matter where they are. Our 5G base stations will leverage @Qualcomm chips to accelerate deployment, starting in 2027 🛰️📱
Keith_Brown retweeted
🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Gov. Ron DeSantis just BLEW UP and went on an America first RAMPAGE on national TV
"I saw NO INDICATION that Republican senators were interested in doing conservative change! WHY haven't we done immigration, SHUT OFF H1B visas?! WHY haven't we CODIFIED Trump's immigration executive orders?! Why haven't we STRIPPED jurisdiction from the federal courts over deportation cases?! There's SO MANY THINGS we COULD HAVE DONE."
"THEY DIDN'T EVEN ATTEMPT IT."
"They say, 'oh, if only we needed 50 votes we would've done it!' YOU DON'T HAVE 50 VOTES. You NEVER SHOWED you'd do conservative things, even with 50 votes! [RE: filibuster]...I NEVER saw an indication that they'd do it."
"This midterm was a rebuke of the president and Congress...BUT, a LOT of our voters stayed home because they were FRUSTRATED with the LACK of productivity from Republicans in the House and Senate."
A fire was just lit under this man.
Honestly have not seen him get that fired up in a LONG time
We definitely deserved better from our Senate. Now, we need to repair and win in 2028, or Democrats are destroying America!
Keith_Brown retweeted
My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will:
1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate.
2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority.
3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority.
This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word.
All that is needed to ensure this doesn’t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
Keith_Brown retweeted
It is hard to tell which health trends actually help your body and which ones are just hype.
Here is how I would rate some popular trends on a scale from 1 to 10.
1/ Cold baths:
Keith_Brown retweeted
You know what's more expensive than $4 a gallon gas?
-Paying student loans I never took out
-Paying for free food for someone that shouldn't even be here
-Paying healthcare for people that jumped the border
-Paying for infrastructure in a country I've never been to
-Paying for military protection for people that hate us
THAT is costing me a Hell of a lot more than $4 gas!!!
Keith_Brown retweeted
When I first saw that someone had posted this, I didn't believe it was real.
So I tested it myself on Google.
It's real.
Try it yourself before they "fix" it...
Keith_Brown retweeted
WHEN YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT DRIVES THE SYSTEM… AND IT ISN’T HEALTH.
Mammograms. Colonoscopies. Acid reflux pills. C-sections. Blood pressure meds. Cancer “care.” Vaccines. Pharmaceuticals.
Hundreds of billions every year. Not to make you well. To keep you coming back.
A cured patient is a lost customer. A dead whistleblower is just the cost of doing business.
They don’t want you healthy. They want you profitable.
Follow the money. Then ask why the doctors who actually cured people keep dying “suspiciously.”
Keith_Brown retweeted
If the Top 1% of Americans disappeared tomorrow, the 99% would face a catastrophe.
If the Bottom 1% of Americans disappeared tomorrow, the 99% would see an immediate improvement in their day-to-day quality of life and our country would be in a fundamentally better position.
Keith_Brown retweeted
I’m a doctor and I am convinced that if I ate the breakfast, lunch and dinner that is routinely given to hospitalized patients— I would be sick within one week
Keith_Brown retweeted
The image on the right that leftists like Brian Krassenstein have been circulating all day in social media to try to hurt Trump is fake, generated by AI.
Another political hoax generated by leftists. What a shocker. 🙄
