Self employed artist, gymnastics Dad, hot rod and custom car nut.

Simi Valley, CA
Joined August 2009
JFC dude go find an eyeglass store
What's the saddest scene from a TV show you've ever seen?
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Happy Valentine's Day
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Three Dangerous Food For Dogs & How They Could Be Affecting Their Health

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Devastated to learn we've lost the brilliant Arleen Sorkin. Not just a wonderful talent, but a truly wonderful person. I'm grateful not only to have worked with her, but to have been her friend. 🙏 Sending my heartfelt condolences to her family & loved ones. 💔
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I liked his earlier, funnier indictments.
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Top veterinarian reveals the most important thing you can do for your dog.

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Life has rewarded me with a simple joy: If I wait long enough, Russell Crowe and I will look alike.
Can’t believe it took me this long to get to this party
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Sinead O'Connor was cool as shit. Frank Sinatra's ghost can go fuck itself
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‘X’ ffs. Fucking ‘X’ Tool
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grace jones and tina turner photographed by ron galella at the ritz in new york city (may 7, 1981)
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Bingo.
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"Don't feel so gloomy, #SAG and #WGA. After all, we've had strikes and diminishing wages for years but we produced French New Wave, New Hollywood, and Independent Film. Studio execs have had a century of power, wealth, and technology and what did they produce? Quibi."
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I'm no expert but I think Freud was trying to say he was a big wild man who has cocaine in his body xitter.cf/exiliaex/status/167699…
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If you ever wanted to own an ornately framed oil painting of a pickle who is crying the bitter tears of a beauty pageant loser this is your chance. ambercarr.bigcartel.com/prod…
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excellent. I have drafted an image of what this vessel could possibly look like.
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yeah i'm excited for dune 2. dune 2 chicks at the same time man.
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I'd rather watch a movie that demands you have knowledge of obscure 1930-70 pop culture that one that demands you have knowledge of which destiny stone Ragebeast used to escape the galactic Nether Realm in Blast Force VII
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Ugh. I keep telling them… I AM human!!!
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