Dala What You Must

"Anizosela mhluzi apha makwedini nizomithisa"

The blesser mannequin.

Steak and kidney garage pie at 2am when you're coming back from a night of cheating >>>

No doubt. RT "@TheFakeAlias: Bet her box A1 tho... "@KeithTrippin: Shekinah sounds like a bong smoking hippie.""

Shekinah sounds like a bong smoking hippie.

This tweet cuts me deep. RT "@mandosiii_: Families aren't the same after grandmothers pass away."

"Make a noise, maak geraas" Professor entertaining us and giving us a language lesson at the same damn time, when will your fav?

FOH! Hahaha! RT "@ClixWell: Broke niggas call R650 isix point five."

If you're identical twins atleast go into two different professions for fuck sakes, outchea confusing us and shit.

You can tell that the Major League twins were one of those annoying twins growing up, always doing the same shit.

Yup! RT "@Loom_6: Lol bt there's plenty of signs to look out for wen a girl is Not interested ukuthi siyafosta"

When she says she's going to the loo then you see her walking into VIP.

Fam! "@Mel0_0leM: When the jeans sit like this and as she walks by you can hear the angels sing xitter.cf/Mel0_0leM/status/69529…"

We still haven't found an answer for Mdu's Why You For Me question, now we must decipher what happened to 50 and Riky. Smh!

The witty Eminem not the dark one. RT @SDotJR_: Your personality, in the form of an artist's music... Which artist would it be?"

How are you gonna call the guy that does favours for you a "bhari" hahaha women are so disrespectful.

No woman's panty has ever been soaked after she said the words "you're a nice guy" but feel how wet they are after she says "uyadika"

Church! RT "@Mosensei: Best thing you can do for yourself is learning how to say "No" to women. They'll use you"

I'm hungry and tired AF coming from work and wena you wanna hide for 45 minutes, you'll come out of hiding with no husband shem.

45 min?! Who's gonna make me my sandwich? Smh! RT @radicaldates: Marry ur bestfriend. xitter.cf/radicaldates/status/69…"