@KeirSnelling

IT nerd and Essex boy in Buckinghamshire. Epic consumer of BBQ foods. Infosec vendor customer wrangler. Occasionally wrong. Peasant user not willing to pay

 Somewhere in the south
Joined February 2009
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I didn't expect to see Elon with him so soon...
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Fabianski Game by numbers 8 Saved 6 Saves in the box 0.77 Goals Prevented Oldest Player in the Premier League 🧤⚽️ #EPL #BOUWHU
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Fabianski my man of the match. Outstanding performance. #bouwhu
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Fab. Fab.fabianski
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Terrible today in Aylesbury @tesco Broadfields and @sainsburys Gatehouse. My wife (blue badge holder, limited mobility) and I intended to do our big Christmas shop. Neither store had functioning scooters for her. So we couldn't shop with them. @DisRightsUK
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Volunteering at @BSidesLondon #BSidesLDN2024 this weekend. Expecting some fun
A photo of me, standing in front of the event banner, featuring the mascot, a bear dressed as a Beefeater from the Tower of London

ALT A photo of me, standing in front of the event banner, featuring the mascot, a bear dressed as a Beefeater from the Tower of London

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Cosmic Sans...
Scott Manley
@DJSnM20 Nov 2024
There's one mystery from spaceflight I have yet to solve, when the first crew began their stay on the ISS, commander William Shepherd began keeping a ships log. And I can't understand how these historic documents were published in Comic Sans. Was this an intentional choice by the astronaut, someone at NASA or just a glitch in the conversion software, after all there are a lot of glitches in the encoding, so it could be something related to that. web.archive.org/web/20090710…
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So happy to have treated friends and family to a hilarious evening with the incomparable @almurray tonight. #family #TaylorSwiftsTits #Rwanda – at Aylesbury, England
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Waiting to see @almurray in Aylesbury tonight. Wondering what he'll be wearing.
Al Murray 🇺🇦
@almurray8 Nov 2024
Congratulations to the thief who will soon be dressing up as the Pub Landlord. @metpoliceuk
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Happy Hammer! So nice to finally get the rub of the green with a VAR decision. Made sweeter that it came at the hands(feet?) of Manchester United. Summerville looked amazingly impactful.
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Drink cider from a lemon.
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Just tuned in for Fantasia of British sea songs. My favourite part. #LastNightOfTheProms
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It is clear that @elonmusk needs to stay out of British politics. RT if you agree.
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Too soon? – at South East, England
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Crowdstruck.
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Crowdstruck?
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Hey @George_Kurtz - do you need help with crisis management? I worked McAfee's 5958 bad dat issue in 2010 and was one of a handful of people recognised by DDW for the role we played in managing the incident. Genuine offer.
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What's "fuick"? Over a decade ago, when I worked in tech support at McAfee, we pushed a bad update. It quarantined svchost.dll on WinXP SP3. As customer calls started to come in, I pinged @safesecs with the details. Her reply "Oh Fuick!" No more sleep for 72 hours. 5958 #fuick
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Sounds like Crowdstrike are having a fuick level event today. Oh, and Microsoft too. #fuick #ifyouknowyouknow #5958 – at South East, England
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Getting food ready for tomorrow's cup final with @UnchosenGarts @safesecs @Ermuntrude Come hungry. If nothing else, beef is coming home. #packercutbrisket #England #lowandslowbbq – at South East, England
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Interesting to see Billie-Joe wearing a black hankie in his back right pocket. Never knew that was his thing! No kink shaming from me though. Rock on with your kink on! #GreenDay #IsleOfWight #IfYouKnowYouKnow – at South East, England
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