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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔒𝔲𝔱𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡, 𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔞𝔡𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔯𝔬𝔞𝔪, 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔞 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔩𝔢 𝔱𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔫, 𝔄 𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔢, 𝔞𝔴𝔞𝔶 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔢! The Borderlands Tavern promises to satisfy as many of your desires as you can afford~!

Even in Centaur culture, there can be some slight envy between the different sub-species.

To emphasize my point out bad ends… Please? I’ll be the best partner for you ever I swear.

Occasionally, some royal adventuring party will make their way to the inn, seeking respite before the journey! It almost always ends with a princess, or two, getting plowed into the dirt.

I want more bad ends. I’ve decided in that. What I don’t know, to be honest, is what genre of bad end I want. I’ve always kinda just done… death. It seems fitting in a harsh fantasy world. But I’m such a sucker for creativity, yk?

Ok. I have a problem. I have recently been considering a change. Not a full muse change! Just like… maybe some darker stuff. I know I talk about bad ends a lot, but I don’t have nearly enough partners for it! So let’s do a poll! Should I…

Me whenever someone shows up with a bright and happy adventurer account. (I’m just kidding I love y’all!)

Even the bravest and strongest adventures often run into creatures they have no hope of besting. This brave warrior was never seen by her party again after this, though this scene would forever be burned into their retreating minds.

Unwitting adventurers who find themselves in debt to the tavern may be sold to the outlying farm lands for cheap labor.

Armored Centaur Armored Centaur ARMORED CENTAUR

In some cases, I actually adore translating league of legends characters to a generic fantasy setting. Using powers, personalities, and references from existing franchises is fun! Plus, lots of very good art.

Hung centaur supremacy. Though I guess this is more of a faun. Same cock though.

One of the reasons I started this account was to give more attention to exotic cocks and fantastical scenarios. But too many people are just “human adventurer with human cock”! I like fun things too :(

The call of death is alluring to some…

There are all sorts of angry and powerful adventurers in the wastelands. Good luck with them!

The Inn was forced to close after a tenant accidentally used a fireball spell in the alcohol store room. Whoops.

Nobody ever said that the staff members of the inn were passive! You’d better behave, or they’ll MAKE you behave!

Bad ends bad ends bad ends bad ends. If you can provide them for me, I can reward you!

Monsters roam the wilderness, looking to prey upon any unsuspecting adventurers. Many adventurers are taken right from around the inn as well. So be on your guard at all times.

There was a rumor dancing around the kingdom recently… And now, a new maid has arrived at the inn looking for work! Surely she isn’t on the run or anything.