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Tony N Tina’s wedding - the mother of the bride prepares! 😂

- I’ve eaten a lot of sandwiches in my life but the best sandwiches I have ever eaten in my life are here! 👇@thedustyknuckle Just had the marinated mozzarella- oh sweet baby Jesus it was good!

Please can anyone at #bravefoods tell me how in gods name do I open a packet without the aid of scissors?? Impossible- I’d like to give your snacks a go but I can’t. I’ve pulled, pummelled, used my teeth- it ain’t happening!

Well, if Austin Butler doesn’t win, or at the very gets nominated for an Oscar I’ll eat my own head. Baz Lurhmann sure does know a thing or two about filmmaking #Elvis just all round brilliance.

Please be Columbo if they ever make a series or a movie @nlyonne Binged watched season 2 Russian Doll-loved it!

I love Russian Doll. Does anyone else think that if the ever remake Colombo Natasha Lyonne is a shoe in for the role?

@schwarzkopf really disappointed in your new ad- encouraging woman who are going grey to be embarrassed and therefore get their hair dyed- I get your in the business of selling hair dye but you can do that without shaming women for ageing.

Riddle me this #trainline, you tell the news to tell people not to travel on your trains due to hairline fractures and then I can’t get a refund? What’s that all about then?!

I’m so disappointed with people on the telly saying grey hair on woman is just awful and tragic and ageing. Fuck you all, silver sisters forever!

@fredsirieix1 - so in awe of what you’re doing in prisons- just reading article in the evening standard! it gives me hope for a better tomorrow and reformation of incarceration in this country. Well done, you’re amazing!

Priceless TV to see Jess’s face when she’s caught out- oooh it must’ve been a cold evening between her and Dan after the reunion! I love how Tamara just can’t stop smiling about it! 😂 #MarriedAtFirstSightAustralia

I can’t believe Dan passed up Tamara for the holy terror that is Jess?! Tam is intelligent,articulate, witty, engaging, and Jess is...well.... I’d rather not say in polite company. And as for Martha- she’s the evil orchestrater! #MarriedAtFirstSightAustralia

Tamara is way too intelligent and articulate to even be bothered with Dan, she can do so much better! And Dan is the most duplicitous, self serving ego driven knobend of the first order- don’t get me started on Jess I may have an aneurysm! #MarriedAtFirstSightAustralia

Help! I really want to get a signed picture of Catherine Tate and Jodie Whittaker for an 11 year old girl who really looks up to strong female role models- I don’t know which are the real people on Twitter.

I can’t stop crying at Ricky Gervais Afterlife, either from joy but mostly it’s just so poignant and beautifully written, directed, acted. I loved the the 1st season but I’m loving this a little bit more.

Let’s start a new trend - #1extra. When you shop next but something extra to go into the donations box- most supermarkets have them and they help local communities that are struggling. ❤️

@billtu sizewell beach collie! My sister Anna, was on the beach when you found the dog, she wants to let you know, the local police took it to the coastal dog warden. So all good, she says nice to meet you and your wife.

I saw Emma the movie at the weekend and @mermhart is utterly fantastic in it. It’s a beautifully directed, played and costumed piece but Miranda Hart is both heartbreaking and hilarious. Genius in fact.

@functionbandltd I highly recommend this band for any function you may have. Was at a wedding they performed at and they were seriously awesome!

@functionbandltd best wedding band EVER! This is one talented bunch of performers. I want to book them for my 60th in 7 years time!