Future dead guy
Chicago, IL
Joined August 2015
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As a new parent I love when people give me advice like “be sure to take a break and rest when you need it!” and “you have to take care of yourself, too!”
Cool, man, WHEN THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?!
If you’re into gambling next time you fire off a bet you might as well just add the Blackhawks to lose their next game in a parlay since it’s a free odds boost
The Bulls and Blackhawks should do the honorable thing and fold as franchises and the United Center should be imploded and the land returned to the Potawatomi Indians.
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800 “Democratic voters divided on El Sayed” stories + Stevens last min suicide mission and, per NBC, El-Sayed won 95% of Dems—2 pts higher than Rogers won republicans. Yet the latter did not have a single “divided Republicans” story. An all time completely made up media narrative
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There are so many strategic problems with everything the GOP did this term but one of the biggest is that they started letting the guys who scream at the coach on twitter actually run the team
Republicans committed the cardinal sin of letting politics directly affect the lives of ordinary people. Americans simply do not want to think about that shit.
Remember Patriots if you’re voting today be sure to write in OUR President DONALD J TRUMP for every single race on the ballot 🇺🇸 🗽
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She's made off with the Mackinac Bridge! But she's left this clue for you, gumshoe: All the Great Lakes might be great, but this one's only the fourth largest of them by surface area.
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My son just looked at the television and said "Daddy, do you think these rioters will register to vote?" He's a 46 year old Vox journalist and I hate him so fucking much.
I’m not saying I’ve had every Canadian whiskey, but I have never had a Canadian whiskey that tastes any different from any other Canadian whiskey
