tortured poet always, showgirl occasionally ♡

Alabama, USA
Joined March 2011
Officially moving on from yesterday. Now it is time.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Happy Falcons hate week to all who celebrate⚜️
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If your Heisman list has Arch Manning ahead of Kamario Taylor and Keelon Russell you should put it in the trash.
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Saints fans seeing a bad PI call fuck over the Rams
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Keelon is getting comfortable y’all azz is in trouble
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Josh Ford rage baiting Dylan Stewart into possibly getting kicked off of South Carolina might be my favorite thing a Bama player has done this year Made his ass quit
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Win, lose or tie…it’s fuck the Falcons til I die ⚜️
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Just a few weeks ago at the “Furry Migration” convention in Minneapolis, there was an “Aviation Furs Meet-up.” Ask yourself… would you be comfortable with a MENTALLY ILL FURRY being your pilot? furrymigration.org/schedule/
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Airline pilots must meet 1st-class medical requirements; being a part of the furry fandom or playing dress-up is not listed in 14 CFR 67.107(c) as a disqualifier. Hiring is entirely merit-based per OpSpec A134; airlines will hire whomever is qualified and certified. ecfr.gov/current/title-… faa.gov/documentLibrar…
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HOW BOUT THOSE BLAZERS?!
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UAB UPSETS NAVY ON ESPN.
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UAB football + basketball with consistent NIL would be unstoppable. Two great coaches.
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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 🐲 UAB gets its first win over Navy in program history 🔥
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Set the Tone. 😤🏟️
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Apple is always taking money from me and I NEVER know what it’s for
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I thought Dolly Parton’s death was the last time America could agree on something. It’s heartening that Michigan cheating could bring us back together so soon.
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Storming the field vs Western Michigan is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
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