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Kayla

@Kaylahayla
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Joined September 2010
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Imagine passing the magic mushroom vape to Abe Lincoln
Titos & Vodka (@Ojs_Bronco) profile pictureTitos & Vodka@Ojs_Bronco5 Sep 2025
Magic Mushroom VAPE!? What a time to be alive!
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Me and a gay guy
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When I bring Abe Lincoln back from the dead I’m going to hand him a matcha, take him to a Pilates class, and womansplain what buccal fat removal is
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Once I go through EMDR therapy it’s actually over for everyone except ME
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If you’re a nice woman with huge buoyant naturals, DM me. I have questions.
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Draft type shit
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Drinking Veuve, eating caviar on chicken nuggets, ass still juicy, still funnier than your mom WHOEVER IS PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL PRAY HARDER
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@ literally any doctor the first thing I just said when I got in my car was “bomboclaat” who can help w this
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“Tonight I have to go to a wake, and it’s garbage night” - my boss 💞✨
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Crying at the human experience at the airport
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YOU HAVE TO GET THE CORDED VACUUM. SERIOUS VACUUMS ARE CORDED VACUUMS.
Mike Smith (@mikesmith187) profile pictureMike Smith
@mikesmith18710 Aug 2025
My hot take is that Dyson vacuums are not for serious vacuumers. Battery is garbage, filter is garbage. Canister too small. Absolute joke of a cleaning tool.
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Image from entropy (@ennntropy)
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My priest brother is moving and I’m not even religious but I just was told to throw out 8 common books of prayer and I’m low key stressed
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Who was going to tell me the first time using a power washer was going to be such a transformative experience, goosebumps
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What am I supposed to do with this
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Billy Club, High Violet, No-Fun, SOL, Jack Rabbit, Casa Azul, Free Street, Duende, Beacon Grille, McGarrets, Angeline, Forty Theives, Lucky Day, Street Light, The Merry Shelley, Marble & Rye, Graylynn
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When I die I want an open casket funeral and I want my body to be replaced with a cake version of me and one random person has to cut into me to see if I’m real or if I’m fake
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No one: Liana: … Liana: I am Jamaican.
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