I can keep my clothes on.

I’m not laughing. Nope. Promise.

I’d probably hate me too.

I just came across a song called Eat Yo Ass.

Fuck it, we ball.

Something is telling me to be half naked on the internet.

I’m committing war crimes by blasting Papa Roach as loudly as possible.

Don't bother me for a fucking thing until Monday at 0600. I'm done.

I give up.

If it wasn't for Misty, I'd quit. I'm incredibly tired of this shit. @TheJeremyKnox @MikeDumbas Any further bullshit and I'm not playing nice anymore, consequences be damned. If the boss won't reign you in, I'm going to. Stop. Starting. Shit. It won't be you that finishes it.

I got a new pewpew. 🥰

I’m also not a babysitter unless it’s an actual issue. Kids being kids hardly ranks as an issue. 😐

Murder Mommy indeed.

I find it hilarious that a man with more ink on him than bare skin is so bent out of shape by a tiny fake tattoo.

I'm cute as fuck boooooooooooooy.

Someone actually did this I’m pretty sure but I’m still not opening the DM.