Bad dancer & OK writer
Chicago, IL
Joined November 2021
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I thought I blocked all emails from Facebook but somehow status updates from the most annoying people I've ever met always make it into my inbox. How?
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As an actual English teacher, I just want to throw out that I would never in a million years marry a gym teacher. (And I'm sure the feeling is mutual. I am very annoying.)
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Hate Elon's Twitter so much because why am I looking in the comments of a BTS thirst trap post and there's a random poll asking me how much I love Trump??
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Imagine having a leader this well spoken and also hot.
Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
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If America dies this year I am happy to relocate and pledge my loyalty to any country that has normalized bidets.
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I can't believe the world is burning and I don't even have BTS to distract me this time. PLEASE FREE MY BOYS.
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Laura Kat 🐱 retweeted
Gaga eating.
Beyoncé touring.
Republicans crashing the economy.
WELCOME BACK 2009!
I'd like to think Marisa Tomei aged so well because she's a fellow paisan but we all know it's because she didn't have any brats.
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Cannot believe I have not been able to vote in a presidential race where Trump was not a candidate since I was 23!!! Bitch I am 35.
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