really out here having not just 1 but 2 of this manโs children โ
my lil rotisserie chicken โบ๏ธ
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Iโm โlyingโ to my kid about Santa. Sorry. And the tooth fairy and the Easter Bunny and whoever else bc the real world sucks and kids deserve magic in their lives. Iโm a big fat stinky liar!!!





















