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Joined April 2009
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8 inches is quite jarring when you’ve been lied to about what that actually looks like your whole life and you cut it off your hair.
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Thanks, Obama. 💟
Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face. These results were only possible because outstanding candidates stepped forward in every region of the country — including in areas once considered long shots. They came from different backgrounds and represented a range of political perspectives, but were united by shared values, a belief in public service, and a commitment to putting the people of their districts and states first. We also owe a debt of gratitude to the thousands of election officials and volunteers from both parties who helped ensure a smooth election and carried out one of the most essential functions of our democracy. While this administration has another two years in office, our job now is to roll up our sleeves, make changes wherever we have the power to do so, prevent further damage, and lay the groundwork for the future.
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“other than your personality, what’s holding you back?” “gravity and law enforcement”
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“Anything for my favorite Tard” Let’s see how long being the favorite lasts💀
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Honestly…. wasn’t very long 😂
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why is cutting your hair off so cathartic?
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“Jason Bourne of the sewing machine.”
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I don’t find my value between the legs of a man.
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leo skepi liked my instagram post. don’t talk to me the rest of the day. 💁🏼‍♀️
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mom didn’t raise no bitch but if she did, it’s probably one of her other children.
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“I’m kissing you right away I hope you expected that 💁🏻‍♂️😂”
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i got carded and a kid who’s 6 years younger than me said i don’t look a day over 25. 🎉 💃🏼
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“ass over heels”
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Whatever spices your pumpkin.
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my new fav saying at work is “next stop the roof… see you on the sidewalk” 😅
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five 8s is rough three 12s is rough is four 10s the sweet spot? 🫩🫪
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katie 🤍 retweeted
if you have to ask other people about me maybe ask yourself why I don’t fw you anymore
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“rigor motorcycle”
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Yesterday at work, I called back a small kiddo who ran to me arms wide open from the other side of the waiting room SO excited. I squat down & scoop this child i’ve never met up & get the biggest and best bear hug i’ve had in a long time.. it truly healed something in me🥰
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I have been craving wings - treated myself today. Dropped 15 wings on the floor. 🙃 this is how we keep them 40lbs off i guess.
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