Elon Musk can be autistic while also being a fucking Nazi. That just makes him an autistic Nazi. Let me get the fuck off his platform.

Nothing feels better than watching a meeting explode knowing that you are leaving your job in a week.

When we moved, I asked my husband why we were hanging on to his lacrosse stick from college that he has never used. He refused to give it up. I made a stink about it. Cut to Louisiana getting a foot of snow and we are now using the lacrosse stick as a shovel.

The amount of blood on this mans hands... This same deal could have been made over 6 months ago. Pandering for zionist votes and your stupid party still lost the election. President Biden's legacy will be genocide.

Not me getting unexpected charges from my therapist...

Got the offer got the offer got the offer

This feels like the end times.

I think today is the day I quit my job

Mechanic fucked up and when we brought the car back for them to rectify the situation, their solution was to fix what they fucked up with zip ties. ohhh im about to lose my absolute shit on the delta world tire manager.

Waiting for either a job offer or rejection letter and im just refreshing my email like

I lived in DC with my mother working on Capitol Hill during 9/11. I was in college in Boston when the marathon bombing happened. And now New Orleans and the New Years attack. I am tired. I am triggered. And I’ve seen enough terrorism for 3 lifetimes.

Lord, deliver me from my coworkers

If someone got their hands on my Chat GPT history I'd be so embarassed

United Health CEO getting assassinated feels like the Jackle marketing team went a little to hard

The amount of emails I've had to send today should be illegal.

Still in complete disbelief that my brother is still trying to sue our 74 year old mother on a fixed income for $75k from the sale of her house. Scum of the earth type shit.