🇿🇦 South African foodie living in London 🇬🇧

London, England
Joined May 2009
Or several.
One thing life will teach you is that you shouldn’t send a single email until you’ve had a cup of coffee.
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Some tongues from the Tate for your timeline
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Nobody is as intimate with their eyeballs as a contact lens wearer.
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Looking for freelance VIDEO EDITORS available Dec/Jan. Experience in After Effects essential. Remote work, but London preferable. Send examples of work and rate to [email protected].
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Doctor: do you exercise? Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks Doctor: Me: cronchies Doctor: I'm gonna put no Me: ok
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I think my dog is broken.
Hey Chefs! I’m looking for a a young chef to join a creative workshop, share some of their favourite memes and also talk about how they look for inspiration online. paid. If you know somebody who sounds like they fit this description, send them my way please.
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Am I dork that I’m spending my bank holiday setting up a NAS and enjoying it? 🥸
Random Q - anybody got a bags of slated Lays on hand? The yellow bag? I need a pic of the actual crisps inside the bag 🥴
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USA: where u at? Nevada: I’m on the freeway
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How it started: How it ended:
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I’ve landed in Hong Kong after flying from Paris CDG, via London Heathrow. I now have to wait ~8 hours before I get my #COVID19 test results and thus have ample time to tweet about my experience.
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I've just entered @wearetrouva & @patch_plants competition to #win the ultimate indoor sanctuary bundle worth £500. Use my link to enter pages.viral-loops.com/Trouva…
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London’s most ‘exotic’ Christmas tree.
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I usually catch a bus to work that takes 45-50 minutes. I could walk to work in around an hour. Time to make that change I guess. #LondonLife
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Friends. A question. How would you transfer some huge raw video files online? WeTransfer isn’t big enough, and a physical drive isn’t an option because it’s another continent.
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