I set @foofighters #medicineatmidnight as my evening reminder to take my vitamins and meds, so I’m frequently found bouncing my hips at the bathroom sink before bed. Gotta find small joys in everyday tasks. Plus that glucosamine/condroitin will keep my hips nimble 😂

Can you explain this @KSHB41 ? What exactly is Monday’s weather… 100% or 5%?

This struck home. “And this whole thing you’ve been doing where nothing gets 5 stars because nothing is perfect? That’s bullshit. So much is perfect. Starting with this...” I see your belly @johngreen , and I pet it. Thanks for your trust and bravery and vulnerability.

Uh... want to slow the hell down during the memoriam #oscars It’s more disrespectful to blow by them than it would be to just cut the program. “For those that want to revel in the sad stuff... go find that crap online.”

P: “Mommy/Daddy! Do ME a math ‘quizzum.’” #STEM #sisters #takingturns #preK #mathequation

P: No fancy girls like bippity boppity or polka. No fighting! #princessmatchinggame #fairytales

Dear @Netflix why is everyone in fantasy fairy land Centopia white? They’re fairies. They could literally be any color, but the creators chose to perpetrate Caucasian beauty standards. No thanks. #meandmia #notokay #falseworldview

So nice to see your face tonight, @clairecmc I miss you. ❤️ @NBCNews

This is very exciting!

When the @NBA is back, I think they should ditch uniforms & dress for street ball. Let’s teach to idolize & celebrate black men without needing a uniform. I’m sickened by assholes in love with the celebrity & skill, but unable to recognize the humanity off the court.

This woman has STRENGTH. ✊

A little SAT prep for you... Cucumbers : Cats :: The @netflix start up sound : ________. Correct answer is: Me. Every. Time. (Why the eff is it so much louder than their programing?!)

Hey @apple why is this new memory in my photos app at a swim school in Kansas titled as a Chinese province?

I'd love to know what the logistical reason is behind @delta limiting gift certificates to 3 per purchase. I give my senior mom a $100 certificate every xmas/bday/momday. Who are you to stop her from using HER vouchers/MY money when she wants? #bs #flightsareexpensive

Some day, @KitKat_US will make me a "naked" kitkat. Just the wafer, no chocolate coating. Every KitKat I enjoy is spent patiently nibbling away at the chocolate edges until the crispy, subtle wafer cookie inside is revealed. Mmmm.

Thank you Twitter for taking a stand against misinformation campaigns. wsj.com/articles/business-ro…

New favorite wordnerd games: "What's So-and-So's Transitive Verb?" and "Pride and Prejudice Fantasy Casting." @DamonSuede #romancegenrecon

...it is a pivotal representation values. Lastly, you may be feeling "attacked" by media coverage, but your actions were not only insufficient, they were shortsighted. #JustinSchneider may have gotten off twice, but public opinion will sentence all three of you with this crime.