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don't tell me your astrological sign
do tell me which cereal mascot you trust the least
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The Michigan Supreme Court just ruled in favor of the Reproductive Freedom for All proposal. We are glad that the Court affirmed the will of the people. Be sure to vote #YesOn3 this November 8. Join the movement at mireprorights.org.
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She's a 10, but she's a 14, an 8, and a 12. She just wants to be able to buy pants online, but clothing sizes for women are bullshit.
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you could not convince me this is a period drama movie let alone a JANE AUSTEN adaptation with this dialogue… #Persuasion
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Boss: So what you're saying is you're only here for the money?!
Me: No, of course not. That's ridiculous. I'm also here for the benefits. Health insurance is expensive.
Boss:
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Bad guy: Murders all the protagonist’s mentors.
Me: …
Bad guy: Murders protagonist’s dog.
Me: Indiscriminate revenge is called for. Glass the planet, blow up the planet, send all debris into the sun, overload the sun. Find a way to burn atoms.
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It’s been 0 days since a member of family who claims to love me unplugged my phone to charge their own device.
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As a fantasy author, I’m going to need to know what size this is measured in dragons. 🤔 🐉
Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland trib.al/aAcXJVb
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Rest is not a reward. Rest is something you're inherently worthy of. It is as essential as food/water. It makes you better at everything else. There's no shame in resting, meditating, going for a walk, or watching a little Netflix. Allow yourself to relax, refresh, and recharge.
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How my 'Humans & Households' the REAL game is going.
Me: I'm going to put these flat boxes in a trashbag.
DM: Ok, describe HOW you're going to do it.
Me: I'm going to slightly bend at the waist-
DM: Give me a constitution roll.
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If I ever go into hiding, I hope to be as elusive as my scissors after every time I set them down while wrapping.
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Retention Strategy
#rewindWednesdays
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So um…I need to go to Toronto at some point
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Come for the huge discus throw, stay for the winner yelling I'M A SWEDISH VIKING 🤣 #TokyoOlympics
I'M A SWEDISH VIKING
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Gamers hearing Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest music playing during the #OpeningCeremony of the #Olympics































