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Welcome to the useless daily epiphanies a lost, soup lovin journalist probably shouldn’t publish.

Chicago, IL
Joined January 2015
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I’m so down with people who are down
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Quality of tortilla is 98.5% credit of a quality burrito
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I don’t pride myself on too many things but I am not really the type of wit you wanna go up against on social media.
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Sup followers here’s a windows down, road trip kinda playlist I made, follow it and I’ll keep it updated: open.spotify.com/user/katsim…
Dude Siamese twins are still a thing. Like humans are borned conjoined and come out mutated how crazy is that
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I think “you’ve shaped me permanently” is the biggest compliment you can give someone.
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“so who’s calling the Uber?” xitter.cf/bgcslave/status/101749…
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Never have I ever, been on time to a movie
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Zombieland 2 is coming, and bringing the original cast with it bit.ly/2Nnw1jx
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happy 2018 all your friends are engaged now
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That insta update has me thinking I have a DM everyyyy time
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I love finding stuff that’s so funny it makes me belly laugh when I’m laying alone in bed. The funnest feeling.
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Who said Facebook was dead 😭
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Love not having a dishwasher. Hand wash all the way.
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Love seeing all these pics of the daddies today 👀 lmao
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I wonder if radio music artists eventually start hating their hits as much as we do.
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There is seriously nothing better than living in your own apartment, in the heart of the city, at age 23.
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Lmfaooooo someone said this looks like it’s straight out of the office and I cannot stop laughing xitter.cf/nowthisnews/status/100… – at Manhattan, NY
Trump to photographers: Are you taking good pictures so we look 'nice and handsome and thin?' Kim Jong-un: ...
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