Academic researcher - My job is to find binary answers to non-binary questions and I am rewarded when the answer is 1

Joined January 2022
All is good, nothing to see here...
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And it's not just Google...
How many journal employees does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they'll have researchers do it (for free).
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Researcher 1: "Do you have access to that article?" Researcher 2: "Yes, just sent it to you." Sounds familiar until now? Publisher: "I know what you did last summer!" How about now? niklasblog.com/?p=26414
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Nature does open access
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