@KariukiMachine

🇰🇪 | 1914 | Howard Alum

 Somewhere between who got me and I got i…
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Joined July 2009
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You can really find positivity anywhere. Even a nightmare gives you relief in the morning
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Nigga this one
𝐒𝐮𝐳𝐢𝐞@theshawnyboy16h
Lmao in what world would it be normal to be in relationship and go on vacation without your significant other? Is everybody okay
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Tommie Collins@tommiecollinsOct 19
Suitland parkway is haunted
erykah badon’t.@flying_withyouOct 19
50mph is all suitland parkway getting outta me if you wana be a tree ornament or die then let me let u pass
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Gagan🇮🇳
@1no_aalsi_22h
Men are their own worst enemies 😭
Richiess nguyen
@hongnguyennh1Oct 20
Trải nghiệm nhớ đời 😬😬
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Don’t even try to say anything critical about Jay Z around a nigga that only calls him Hov
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🗽@AdamFoxisGod18h
ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalk19h
Matthew Stafford has a career record of 122-122-1 as a starting quarterback. With his next loss, he'll tie Vinny Testaverde for the most QB losses in NFL history. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

With Matthew Stafford's next loss, he ties Vinny Testaverde for the most QB losses ever

Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford lost his fourth start of the season on Sunday.

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Charles Booker
@Booker4KY20h
I was 2 weeks old when Mitch McConnell was elected to the United States Senate. In 2 weeks, I’ll be replacing him.
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😂😂😂
Boppa 🧟‍♂️
@ihatebblsOct 18
Najee Harris run like his gun is falling out his waistband
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You’re supposed to stand up when you shake hands so that people can judge your whole fit
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Which Chris Ballard decision was worse.. picking Anthony Richardson at #4 or giving up 2 firsts for Sauce Gardner?
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George Pickens is playing his way out of a big payday
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That’s one way to handle his complaint about a running back committee 😭
SNY Giants
@SNYGiants20h
The Giants are releasing Najee Harris
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The girls are all making the same post homecoming jokes. Word for word. Was there a pamphlet given out??
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Bring him back home to Jersey
NFL Rumors
@nflrumsOct 19
🚨🚨Several teams have called the #Colts about RB Jonathan Taylor Taylor could put a team over the edge for a Super Bowl
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SIEЯRA@thatzodiacvirgoOct 20
why am i looking at usher, tyler perry, and law roach in one face
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@CourtneeHendrixOct 19
This guy might get fired lol
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big debt got a new angle
vopsea .ᐟ@luvistarziiOct 19
is using debit cards. not normal???? im confused
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Life get so much easier when them evictions come off ya report
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lmao I guess
TMZ
@TMZ22h
Jay-Z Chooses Himself to Be The 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer: Report tmz.com/2026/10/20/jay-z-pic…

Jay-Z Chooses Himself to be the 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer

Well, that was easy ... Jay-Z -- the key decision-maker on who performs each year at the Super Bowl -- has made his choice for this year's big game, and it's none other than himself!

tmz.com
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bomani
@bomani_jonesOct 19
who had the bright idea to send sirianni out there by himself? he can barely explain the stuff he’s actually supposed to know.
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The Saints arriving for the Paris game
Alejo Schapire⚡️
@aschapireOct 19
🇫🇷 Emily in Paris meets The Walking Dead.
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Threads is a wild app. They should’ve never let instagram people speak
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