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To monarchy, and beyond!

Joined September 2026
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Hello friends, I am Captain Iran, the newest addition to the PCU (Pear Chud Universe) I fight for my allies and for monarchy, my aim is to ZAGROS and bring all lolcows to justice
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Hina is from Baluchistan and married to @UwUzurg, actually.
Don't listen to this troll. Aoi Asahina is my wife, she hates sports and she's Hawaiian. Not from Argentina. Don't use her image again, please!
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LMFAOOO, Im being accused of being a Floridian Latinx I am NOT BONASAHINA WHAT THE FUCK!
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Can we, I don't know, NOT throw out accusations?
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Someone (Bon or people related to him) are attempting to frame me as him on the pretense that I like Aoi. Newsflash Bon hates Akane, had a now deleted deviantart page of his fnaf insert "beating" her.
1: tysm!!!! (𓂂꜆◕⩊◕꜀𓂂) 2: holy shit ew ew ew ew ew dear god im blocking them
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Wear your pins proudly! To monarchy, and beyond!
If you don't think we need to fight, you're wrong
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nO MORE moonblud WARS
お尻噛んでる〜
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I stand with Rarity Cultist.
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Yet another poor Persian soul who has fallen victim to the refined Cumskin Serum. Every day I relive the hand I played in perfecting Dr. Cumskin’s formula, and I grieve.
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Капітан Беларусь
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The "Reddit is Awesome" guy made "Rozen Maiden is Amazing"
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My enemies store their victims in such contraptions
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BEGONE FOUL WITCH
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I shall see to it that the truth regarding the nature of all ZAGROS’D and MONARCHY’D minorities are revealed, be they arab, turk, or afghan
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Captain Iran owns your ass, homo
The Goyim Army getting ready for a land invasion of Fortress Iran
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I just destroyed my own newborn bot
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Minding my own business in the Hope's Peak cafeteria with expired tomato soup seeing Toko call Hina 'filthy'
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