Senior farm hand and Gerald translator at Diddly Squat Farm, Chippy Norton ( Parody)

Chipping Norton, England
Joined June 2021
Gerald finalising deal with Amazon for series 2
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Geralds face when he saw my perm 😳
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I’m ashamed to say I sniffed one of these earlier!!! Why, why , why 🤦‍♂️
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Jeremy not telling me his plans for series 2….I’m afraid, very afraid 🤦‍♂️
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Would the person guilty of throwing potatoes at me all day please own up
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kaleb diddly squat farm retweeted
Replying to @KalebFarm
@KalebFarm I was driving through country roads in fife the other day and found myself developing an unhealthy interest in how straight the farmers tramlines were in the surrounding fields....i blame you 😂
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Happy Monday, drive carefully
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kaleb diddly squat farm retweeted
Step aside @JeremyClarkson, this is Kaleb Cooper's farm now. #ClarksonsFarm
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Apparently Jeremy had a spicy curry last night , he’s been banned from entering the farm shop by Lisa and is currently complaining that his ass resembles the Japanese flag 😂
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Update: Jeremy has just come out of the toilet and said “it’s like Pearl Harbour in there” 🤦‍♂️
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kaleb diddly squat farm retweeted
Brilliant, can't wait to listen 😁 #ClarksonsFarm #KalebCooper
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kaleb diddly squat farm retweeted
"You very rarely see me outside of Chipping Norton, if you do - I'm not liking it!". He's the star of Clarkson's Farm - @DPrever caught up with #Oxfordshire's Kaleb Cooper 🚜 ▶️ Listen to their chat on @BBCSounds 👇 #ChippingNorton @JeremyClarkson bbc.co.uk/programmes/p09m5n5…
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Don’t ever fall for laxative chocolate being put in a Cadbury’s Dairy Milk wrapper. I need new friends and more toilet paper 🤦‍♂️
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Been contacted about going on a celebrity love island whatever that is? Jeremy was crying with laughter and all I could understand was budgie smugglers 🤷🏼‍♂️
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The sun is shining here in Chippy and Jeremy has spilt coffee all over his trousers 😂 have a wonderful day people
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Can people please stop buying this man beer, he’s been drunk since Friday 🤷🏼‍♂️
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kaleb diddly squat farm retweeted
Had a pint with some legends at Diddly Squat farm today! @JeremyClarkson @kalebcooper1998
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