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I.D. / Medieval Takeover (11/20/19) Something Short (9/1/20) Something's Over (4/3/22) Earned Vacation (6/28/22) Island Food (5/9/25) Turn It Off (3/30/26) 18+
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I don't do these kinda posts since I don't like showin stuff, but here's some progress from my workouts. 2ish months I think? All I know is if I can do this stuff you can too fam (it may not look like a lot, but I'm a scrawny noodle).
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My takeaway from this movie is that this is a POV of a Gamer's First Time playing a Resident Evil game. He doesn't pick up the Medical Spray in the barn, doesn't Save at a typewriter, he wastes bullets, realizes he needs a key... Yeah, I loved this movie.
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He didn't say that
#ResidentEvil spoilers:
Just saw the Resident Evil movie and I'm sorry but it was COMPLETE ass
There is an actual scene where the main character blows the head off of an infected child and hits a "well THAT just happened" after the fact
What are we DOING man.
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Zach Cregger says Austin Abrams nearly died during a stunt for 'Resident Evil' 🧟♂️
• He wanted to avoid VFX for a scene involving zombies exploding after jumping from buildings
• They used cranes with 150 lb 'body-sized blood bags' of liquid, one was accidentally released too early and came inches from hitting Abrams
• The take was used in the film
• Tons of rehearsal had been done in preparation
“If he had been one step to the right, it would've killed him ... [The shot is] in the movie ... so it’s fucking worth it ... I was pretty stunned"
(via @IGN)
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wanting to die by an explosion made by a scientist VS not wanting to die and being bit by a scientist
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This is a beautiful and heartfelt page that unfortunately becomes infinitely funny if you read it backwards
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I was sitting on the dock talking to my friends and saw a brownish hump briefly rise and sink directly over one of their shoulders fifty feet away
It looked almost like a seal. There was no driftwood or anything nearby. I didn’t see anything again.
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Did Curry Barker name his predator protagonist in Obsession “Bear” before or after the whole “would you rather come across a bear or a man while walking alone in the woods” thing hit the net?