"Only fans dead squirrel" "Bin Laden shooter concubine" "Iowa" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

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📚 Twilight Shitposting 💿 🐀 · Oct 28, 2024 · 5:28 AM UTC

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📚 Twilight Shitposting 💿 🐀@twishitposting28 Oct 2024

Me when I leave the house and realize I forgot my headphones

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🗡ᴋᴀʟᴀɴᴅʀᴀѕ🗡️ · Oct 27, 2024 · 2:25 PM UTC

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Zach ⭒@lexapr1nce25 Oct 2024

Pls don’t make me bounce on it I have low iron and arthritic knees

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🗡ᴋᴀʟᴀɴᴅʀᴀѕ🗡️ · Oct 27, 2024 · 12:59 PM UTC

🗡ᴋᴀʟᴀɴᴅʀᴀѕ🗡️@Kalandras_27 Oct 2024

Ni bc ik astarion would kill himself if he started balding he would never recover

rat thing@kolboette26 Oct 2024

he pissed me off so i made him old

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🗡ᴋᴀʟᴀɴᴅʀᴀѕ🗡️ · Oct 25, 2024 · 5:47 PM UTC

🗡ᴋᴀʟᴀɴᴅʀᴀѕ🗡️@Kalandras_25 Oct 2024

People: Omg this food is so tasty, thank you Hungarians: May it become blood within you

🗡ᴋᴀʟᴀɴᴅʀᴀѕ🗡️ · Oct 25, 2024 · 7:05 AM UTC

🗡ᴋᴀʟᴀɴᴅʀᴀѕ🗡️@Kalandras_25 Oct 2024

I have a vision the eye of sauron as a christmas tree top ornament please someone tell me it exists

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🗡ᴋᴀʟᴀɴᴅʀᴀѕ🗡️ · Oct 24, 2024 · 6:46 AM UTC

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Ross · Oct 22, 2024 · 6:30 PM UTC

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Windsock's custom rendition of the Argynvostholt from Curse of Strahd, built with 2MT assets and a wagon-load of skill – yours to download! 2minutetabletop.com/haunted-… #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #maps

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