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Odio Programar ... Odio Programar ... ODIO PROGRAMAR ... ¡¡¡ODIO PROGRAMAR!!! ... FUNCIONA!!!! ... AMO PROGRAMAR!!!!
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1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion
2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP.net
2003: PHP is dead, learn Django
2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails
2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask
2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularJS
2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js
2022: PHP is dead, learn Solidity
2026: The NSA is advising that you turn off PHP
Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
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Anthropic, with the help of Claude, spent five months building a replacement for Git, while Linus Torvalds built Git single-handedly in just 10 days.
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Para los que decís que el SaaS está muerto, aquí tenéis el mejor argumento en contra
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Ladies and gentlemen... start... your... ENGINES. We are almost Tuesday and I promised a reset for Tuesday. Among some other things. See you soon.
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El dev con silla ergonómica, escritorio de altura ajustable, 3 monitores y subscripción a ChatGPT, Gemini y Claude VS el dev con una dell con 8GB de ram
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Programar NO es memorizar, es resolver problemas.
No se trata de acordarte de todo sino de saber dónde buscar y cómo pensar.
Los programadores son arquitectos de soluciones, no enciclopedias andantes.
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No es malo ser proactivo, pero es bueno preguntar antes de hacer algo que no te pidieron...
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localHost reddit.com/r/programmerhumor…
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luckyRDevs reddit.com/r/programmerhumor…
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Hagamos una lista de frases clásicas de los clientes, empiezo yo:
- Es solo copiar y pegar, ya está hecho en otra página, no sé para qué te pagamos!
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