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Physically here in CA...
Joined May 2009
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Tell me this tomato doesn’t look like it’s about to start singing about Seymour
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This is how @stockx packs $1k boxes. They also allow employees to steal.
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Today we start fresh once again. I shaved the dog.
My fermented pickled garden pepper hot sauce keeps getting hotter with each batch. So I named this lot for the hottest mess I could think of. #medgardening
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I’ve watched this tik tok approximately 500-600 times. 20/10 the perfect tik tok
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Thank you! Thank you! @phish I totally thought the new album was going to be an April fool’s joke!
When this shit is over I'm not going to hug anyone then either.
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Omg the brilliance!
Omg haven't been on here in forever, you guys certainly aren't any less crazy than I remember ❤️❤️
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Found a rusty machete while moving in. Is there something I should have know about before signing?
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When you pull your back out getting the spanx on. It’s too hot for this crap.
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Pretty sure this sums up the last 2 years
Anyone in Long Beach, CA want a found kitten? Guessing less than a month old.
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Someone want to explain the meter??
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Teenager just gave me a senior discount. Option 1, she was just trying to be nice. Option 2, face-lift & highlights? Sounds right.
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