DETECTIVE LOKI

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They don’t deserve rights.

I mean /I/ think you’re sexy, but the straights won’t

Hi, yes, please say sike

Shut up, homos can’t be sexy, didn’t you know?

My inbred cave person boyfriend 🥵

watch out who you’re calling awesome and who you’re calling inbred cave people, I’m his boyfriend and he’s not straight. You’re talking to the enemy :)

We don’t talk about Bruno-

Good. Now be a dear and gimme a kiss

Then be a good Anarchist.

I’m signing you up for the police support volunteer program.

No it’s very much a plastic clear water gun

I’m getting the water gun.

Spanking? No Handcuffing? No. WAIT I KNOW. I’LL SPRAY HIM WITH A WATER GUN!

Then it’s not punishment! And I’m gonna have to think hard since you’re such a filthy freak.

nO

.... Dorrian.... You know I can’t say no! Damn it I gotta find other punishment

I love my idiot boyfriend

HEY NOT IN THE SEXY WAY

YES ALL THE TIME OR I’M HANDCUFFING YOU TO THE BED AND THERE WILL BE NO TERROR COMMITTED BY YOU

nonono i hate myself for it