Sandy just field tested an inhaler with zero instructions and got Zowie'd straight into the stratosphere. Nobody read the directions. Nobody regrets it. 10/10 sinus content. #iheartradio @iheartradio

Sandy and Tricia saw the new Anne Hathaway movie but the real plot twist was what Sandy said to Tricia AFTER the movie.

laundry on Mondays, schedule tighter than a drum, and somehow that’s exactly why we’d trust their potluck dish. consistency is a love language, y’all 😂🍲 #iheartradio @iheartradio

The great Dillo Dirt debate rages on: real deal or urban legend? Reddit's divided, boots are getting sucked off feet, and nobody's used it since '09 apparently. Austin, somebody's lawn is lying to us. 👢💩 #iheartradio @iheartradio

Getting a crown as a full grown adult, no mom required, is a top tier milestone. But the real breakthrough? Tricia is convinced the new crown makes her look skinnier. Dentists, start marketing this immediately. 😂🦷 #iheartradio @iheartradio

18 months. $20 a month. Zero visits to Gold’s Gym. Eventually somebody had to be the adult and cancel that membership. 😂 We’ve all got that friend. #iheartradio @iheartradio

Cedar Parktoberfest is coming and the studio is already fighting over lederhosen vs. Stetsons. One guy's got the real deal straight from Munich, the other's just a proud leprechaun in a cowboy hat. Austin, which heritage flex wins? 🍺🤠 #iheartradio @iheartradio

While his cousin's jet was soaring over the World Series, Sandy was living his own version of glory — shirt halfway up, Reese's Pieces in hand, zero regrets. A real hero's journey right there.⁣ ⁣ #iheartradio @iheartradio

A stray orange barrel on the road led straight into a debate on career changes: barrel salvage, Tyvek siding, or crane rental. Verdict: crane operator is a hard pass, mostly because someone would absolutely lose a steel beam mid-job and have to call his wife. 😂 #iheartradio

Whoever wrote today’s student testing announcement deserves a raise… and maybe a nap. We listened three times and still have questions. Austin, did y’all catch it or just nod along like the rest of us? 😂 #iheartradio @iheartradio

Run, Gracie, run. 🦒 A giraffe escaped a Texas ranch near Leakey and they can't find her — but don't worry, you'll recognize her by her POINTY ears. $5,000 reward out and we're still rooting for her freedom. #Austin

108 miles ONE WAY. Crystal relocated from Chicago to New Braunfels and said "how bad could it be?" 😅 Spoiler: two hours and thirty five minutes bad. I-35 does not care about your life choices. 🤠 #Austin #Texas

Tricia jackknifed a utility trailer on BOTH sides trying to sneak out before his ex got home 😂 Meanwhile Sandy's out here backing the boat in like she grew up on a ranch… because she did. Man card officially revoked. 🤠

iPhone lets you schedule texts to send later and JB & Sandy's first thought was "guys on a trip checking in with their wives are gonna LOVE this" 😂 same, honestly. Catch the full convo with JB and Sandy on 98.1 KVET! #Austin

Tricia's been skipping the dorm room emails and we FELT that 😂❤️ Letting go is hard — but "spread your wings" hits different when it's your own kid. This one's for every parent holding it together (barely). 🤠

Phoebe Bridgers coming to Austin in October and Landry is in full presale survival mode 😅 10,000 people in the queue, stress levels through the roof — we're rooting for her! 🤞 #iheartradio #iheartradio

East Riverside's best kept secret — walk out of the parts store, hold your fuel pump in the air, and someone will install it right there in the parking lot. 30-40 people just hustling. Austin never stops surprising us. 😂🤠 #Austin

Mustard. Olive oil. Cholula. Sardines. All on cottage cheese. 😭⁣ ⁣ Patricia is NOT having it — and honestly, same. 😂⁣ ⁣ #iheartradio @iheartradio

Florida man arrested for pants-down situation… wearing THREE pairs of pants. Tried to cover up by pulling his hoodie down. Also had a live fish named Baja Blast in his backpack. 🐟 Baja Blast went to the Humane Society. Pants guy went to jail. Only in Florida. 😂

50 years of the best soul food in Austin and Hoover Alexander has officially hung it up — and honestly? He's earned every bit of that rest. 🙏 Those yams and candied carrots tasted like Christmas. Thank you, Hoover. Austin won't forget it.