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designer, comedian, musician, inventor of bangs

Boston
Joined February 2014
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The feminine urge to send a thank you for the thank you note.
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All of your smoke-free pet-free homes sound lame as hell
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Every damn time
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Put this on my gravestone
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Society is crumbling. come to this improv show i’m in Saturday night.
Shows are a go! We’re kicking things off this weekend with Improv Upload - a real live improv show with real live performers. Tickets for all shows for the next three weeks are pay-what-you-can. More info and a full schedule at unioncomedy.com/shows
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I’m in this show Saturday night! Tickets are going fast so grab one ASAP. We’re in full writing mode right now and I can already tell this one is going to be great. 🎃🎷🥸🧡
Replying to @RockwellThtr
Live from Davis Square -- it’s #SomervilleNightLive! @messandfinesse takes over on Saturday night at 9:30pm with the funniest sketch show in town built right here ✍🏼👀😆
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At the end of therapy today my therapist asked if I wanted to continue because things seem to be going really well and I was like omg no did you actually believe all that and immediately started crying. See ya next week, bestie ✌️
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So proud of @taylorcotter! As if Pawtucket wasn’t already the center of the universe.
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That my best friend, she a real sad witch
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my bf just cooked an amazing meal and then asked if i wanted to lay down while he cleans up 😭 i know this doesnt belong on twitter but can u just be happy for me?
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I’ve done some crazy shit in my day but going off antidepressants mid-pandemic really takes the cake. Still got it.
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Alex Trebek should have named an heir to continue the royal line so we wouldn't have to deal with this war of succession.
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When I’m god I’m going to make everyone the same amount of hot
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In both small ways and large, “it always seems impossible until it’s done.” 💜
Rep. Cori Bush, who has been protesting and sleeping outside the U.S. Capitol Building at the steps for 5 days in protest of the expiration of the eviction moratorium, and @AOC celebrate news that the White House intends to extend the eviction moratorium. Photo by @evelynpix
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Password must contain at least one capital letter, one number, two female characters, they must both have names, and they must talk to each other about something other than a man.
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Booker for KY!! #booker4ky ✨
Let’s make freedom ring. Real freedom, from the hood to the holler. We can start by taking our seat back from Rand Paul. I’m running.
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I am human
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The “Keep _______ Weird” crowd needs to learn that the way a place gets weird is by having cheap housing so people can work part time or not at all and still make rent
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