I do marketing and I like to yap.

England, United Kingdom
Joined June 2016
A bombshell just entered the villa
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natalie and north going chin for knocked knees is a kiiiii
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when you forget to write down the TikTok recipe and you have to rewatch the video in the store 😭
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Natalie Nunn as North West for Halloween 😭
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Get your own apartment pls.
my boyfriend and i have been looking for an apartment together, and yesterday he sent me a place he really liked. we were discussing the rent when i asked whose name would go on the lease. he said his, because his salary was higher and he didn't want any complications if we ever broke up. i told him that made sense until he added, “you can just send your half to me every month.” i asked him what would happen if we actually broke up, and he said…
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It feels like Burna Boy is doing concerts every 5 minutes
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21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.
I'd tell you a joke, but you've probably already Reddit.
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Please Get Your Own Money Cause A Ngga Will Give You $200 & Think He Turned You Up
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to quote @dineshgovender, “WOW”
Victoria's Secret via Instagram reels.
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Do it so I can call the authorities.
Scientists modeled the exact dance moves men should use to attract women.
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Job interviews be like, "What can you do?" Dude, I'm a millennial born in the '90s. Just tell me what I need to know, & I'll master it in 3 days.
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I check my backseat every time I get in the car, that one vid from ages ago still haunts me
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M&S got a hold on my community like crack in the 80’s
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Very excited to share I’ll be competing on this years Masterchef: The professionals S19!! #MasterchefUK Tune in on BBC ONE on Tuesday Nov 3rd to see what happens 🌚 Follow me on instagram for more updates 🥰 instagram.com/chefdominiqueo
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i know this is you Rasheeda
Do yall remember when we all thought Kirk Frost was fine AF 😍
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We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.
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I am a strong believer that the chances of giving yourself the life that you want as a woman is higher than the chances of meeting a man that is ABLE and WILLING to. Get your money up babes
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how can she ‘kind of’ have roots in kenya if her dads from uganda lol
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Ok I’m due for a massage
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When you correct AI and it says you’re right.
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