Kayla Ponturo retweeted
Taylor Lautner is the only one doing celebrity right. Take the money from your giant franchise and enjoy your quiet and unproblematic life. Marry a nice person with the same name as you. Practice your backflips in obscurity until Taylor Swift asks to see you.
Kayla Ponturo retweeted
“You can use the N95 mask you bought for the pandemic to filter out the wildfire smoke engulfing the entire Northeast” is a neat little sentence that lets you know we’re in the fun part of the century that future historians are going to talk about a lot.
Kayla Ponturo retweeted
The Human Rights Campaign has declared a state of emergency for LGBTQ+ people living in the U.S. — the first time the organization has made such a warning in its 40-year history.
Kayla Ponturo retweeted
My 3-year-old came to tell me there was a “big big chicken” in our yard and you will never guess what it actually was
Kayla Ponturo retweeted
📣 We have news! 🎉
The Ripped Bodice is thrilled to announce our new location in Brooklyn, NY opening August 2023! 🌟
Thank you for being on this journey with us 😘
Hopefully we've answered your questions here:
therippedbodicela.com/ripped…
Kayla Ponturo retweeted
Doing the incredibly logical thing in order to save untold numbers of people from wanton violence. what a concept.
“Some people say it’s not the gun that shoots the bullet but a man,” Serbia’s president, Aleksandar Vucic, said. “But if that man doesn’t have a gun, the evil in his head can’t do any harm.” nyti.ms/3I7TbZf
Kayla Ponturo retweeted
Every publisher in town, screaming into the phone: "Get me Bigolas Dickolas!"
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*average of 600 mass shootings a year happen over 3 year span*
no way to fix this :(
*trans people exist*
64 anti-trans bills passed, 376 currently active






















