I think I'm done clapping for stuff. It's enough already. short.bdsmgalls.net/charlene
Dude that's not a tire swing its a warning to other tires that trespass in my yard fw2.bdsmgalls.net/ricardo
It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right? go.bdsmgalls.net/patty
go.bdsmgalls.net/robert I just baptized a bale of hay and now I have a Christian Bale.
44 of my Facebook friends changed their profile pictures. My life is fucking insane. go.bdsmgalls.net/robin
Think I might run a marathon just to prove to myself that I can do something pointless and awful. go.bdsmgalls.net/natasha
tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/isaac I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.
tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/manuel… I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.
Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/shawna
googl.adultgalls.com/glenna No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.
Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? bitly.xaijo.com/ladonna
shorturl.xaijo.com/nadia I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade
The more I think about it the more I fucking HATE Rutherford B. Hayes! tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/carly
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Rosetta Stone is the fastest way to learn how to pronounce the names of Ikea products. shorturl.xaijo.com/sallie
