ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ, ⁿᵒᵗ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ .ᐟ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

Meet my new best friend, I’m naming him Cotton.

. . . Is that a yes?

Yes, it is. I’m naked in your bed, so shut up and join me.

I’d say I always want dick just at varying degrees. Sometimes I just like annoying you though. That vein in your forehead is adorable.

That’s my job, papi. Annoy you until you’re dripping inside me.

Exhausted?

Maybe he should ask a bit sweeter, butter her up a little.

His hoodie, nothin’ else. What could be better?

I simply do not recall.

Your hotel room? Wha— no, you took my lucky lighter last night.

Of course you wouldn’t, ugh. Men.

Unfortunately it is. You owe me, bitch.

Dante fuckin’ Hayes. ( derogatory) @PLYBOYISMS

`✦ ˑ ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙋𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 ♡︎ this post to be considered for a love interest with Phoebe. This would entail being tagged in photos, random banter, and etc. Mutuals only, selectiveness, chemistry based. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥．

`✦ ˑ ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ 𝙈𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙎 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 ♡︎ this post to be considered for a main connection with Phoebe. This would entail being tagged in interactions, photos, and random banter. Mutuals only , selectiveness possible. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥．

`✦ ˑ ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘩𝘰𝘦𝘣𝘦． 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥．

. . . I wouldn’t decline a snack if offered, no.

I feel like I’m gettin’ self-written yelp reviews, right now.

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