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attorney pretending to understand numbers. cape flats native. obligated to anything if it’s rhyme-related

Cape Town, ZA
Joined January 2011
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This season, PSG have won more matches against Premier League opposition than Manchester United. PSG have played 2 games against Premier League teams, Manchester United have played 11.
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Don’t worry, they’re going to a-peel
You would've though supporting City was embarrassing enough. But doing it in a deflated banana suit takes it up a level.
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was such a strange coincidence that shortly after seeing this story break, when i went to go vote in the hall of my old primary school, i could see a hollywoodbets pull-up banner on the stage
Blame game: How a private school, a film production company and an online gambling group all “made mistakes” and promoted online gambling to pre-schoolers. Read our story on the recent incident at Cornwall Hill College here: amabhungane.org/the-sa-gambl…
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you claimed that they were the applicant, meaning they instituted the proceedings. so yes, you and your “very liable” source were loud and wrong. court rolls are freely available and this was included on it, on an urgent basis. no hiding, no in camera. have some fucking shame
So what I’m getting here is the matter DOES EXIST, it WAS hidden from the Public, You ARE a Respondent and You ARE NOT representing South Africans but somehow what we said is misleading?? Very Interesting
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alhamdulilah 🤲🏽🤲🏽🤲🏽
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Liverpool's Alexis Mac Allister has been labelled “embarrassing” by Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher for appearing to exaggerate contact with Arsenal’s Noni Madueke during Sunday’s Premier League game at Anfield. “I’m delighted he (Madueke) didn’t get sent off there,” Carragher, a Sky pundit, said in the studio after the match. “We have really got to be calling people out and just say ‘This is embarrassing’. I think Gary said it on commentary. It’s got to stop. It’s ridiculous. I can’t stand it. If someone pulls their head back and butts, of course (that’s a) red card." 🔗 nyti.ms/3Uvrseo
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he said no such thing you dumb cunt 🤣🤣🤣
🚨 Thierry Henry launches furious attack on the refereeing against Liverpool: “At some point, we have to stop pretending these decisions are normal. I understand football is a difficult game to officiate, but what exactly are we watching here? Liverpool are competing for points, not asking for favours. You cannot make decisions like that and expect everyone to simply move on. The referee has a responsibility, VAR has a responsibility, and today I think they have failed Liverpool. If that happens to Arsenal, Manchester City or Real Madrid, believe me, we would be talking about it for the next three days. But because it’s Liverpool, everybody suddenly wants to remain quiet.”
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I don't know, if I was Liverpool, I would've tried to have a shot at the goal?
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nothing screams “I’m poes stupid” like referring to an act that doesn’t exist
The list of 198 foreigners the DA employed into senior positions in Cape Town Municipality also includes white & asian foreigners because we don't just target black foreigners, we are clear that the Employment Systems Act says that no foreigner must be employed into jobs that are not scarce skills, so today I will be publishing the full list By:#Basskruger
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march and march supporters putting their hatred of foreign nationals aside to cheer for their respective teams containing foreign nationals which are also coached by foreign nationals are there not capable and qualified South African footballers and coaches???
Mbuthuma scores his first Soweto Derby goal 🔥 🎥 @SABC_Sport
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you see nuh… that dumb bitch has got to go
An anti-migrant mob is marching in Durban; they spot a foreigner; 50 of them surround the guy and beat him to death on the spot. Another mob smashes windows and computers at a VFS migrant work-permit office. This was never about "illegal immigrants." news24.com/southafrica/crime…
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I love how that’s not what it says at all
Parliament wants to amend the Employment Act to let refugees work in government jobs while millions of South Africans are unemployed. They care more about foreigners than us. South Africa wake up!
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I’m currently in Vilankulo, Mozambique. and I would implore you to make your way out here expeditiously. What a beautiful place 😮‍💨
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keeping up with my coloured heritage of being a slave and working while folks have the day off. looking forward to a break on tweede nuwe jaar
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n nog n piep for a 50 maaaan 😏
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if you break a british transfer fee record you’d expect that player to dog walk every team, not point fingers and reprimand the opposition 🤣🤣🤣
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The last time Chelsea beat Arsenal, Kai Havertz and Jorginho started for Chelsea.
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cole “please let me take the penalty” palmer is the most overrated player I’ve ever seen
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combined Arsenal and Chelsea XI
🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️ Your London derby Gunners ⚡️ 🤝 Presented by @deel

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